to think that marriage marriage is a form of prostitution

[noodlemaker]

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Ooh, tethersend, I feel pissed now.

Oh hang on. I am pissed.

I made noodles once. They all clogged up in the pasta maker and I got really cross, and I said..FUCK YOU NOODLEMAKER and then I calmed down a bit, and I said..It's not your fault NOODLEMAKER that you fucked up my noodles, it's MY fault for not having adhered to the recipe YOU FUCKING PILE OF SHIT MACHINE no really.

Anyway then I went over there and found a little blue egg.

I think it was a robin egg.

egg

It was tiny.

I'm not sure, but I think I love you ShirleyKnot.

stalker stalker alert

Did you see a little robin egg FPH?

Did you?

I also saw some frog spit on a branch, but someone told me that it was just some kind of foam that the plant gave off.

I like to think that it was a frog that spat on a plant.

I like stuff.

It was cuckoo spit. I get it on my lavender.

No.

Cuckoos live in clocks.

cuckoo cuckoo

Shirley go and lie down now.

Please.

Have you ever seen a tiny blue robin egg FN?

or some frog spit (cuckoo spit according to POM, who we all know is mad)?

The thing is, that sometimes, someone will come onto the boards with a question so ridiculous, and so geared towards causing anger, that it's best to ask a silly question...or to be ridiculous back.

TA-DA!

I'm fine. - Have you ever seen a real-life lizard? I have, loads of times. I saw a little green lizard when I was on holiday in Greece once. It lived in our bathroom and everytime I had a shower it came out and stood in the shower with me.

His name was Leonard.

That's nice for you Shirley.

Sadly, I have seen real live lizards. In my own house. In Essex. Not Greece. It's a very old, very damp house. They live under the skirting boards of the pantry.

My lizards are just dark brownish, not pretty green like yours. I've seen some nice big green iguanas in the Florida Keys, though. Does that count?

I saw a lizard in Greece once too, I wonder if it was the same one.

Did we ever find out what 'marriage marriage' is?

Shirley - I have not seen a robin's egg, BUT, I have seen a plastic macaws egg (the egg was plastic, not the macaw)

Tether - darn you to heck . Now I have to go to bed with funny eyes (that's not the name of my DH, my eyes have gone funny)

I bet it was Tidey.

Leonard is a right gigolo (or so I've heard )

erm, I looked up "marriage marriage" on babelfish and it's meaning is:"Coconut, cococobana"

I think the OP is a fan of Barry Manilow.

I don't think we did Tidey. I want to know if it's better than living together living together, or not worth the paper its written on written on.

I've also seen lizards, and newts, could we be cousins?

there are two of this thread. So that's pretty meta

Oh, right, Leonard. Not the same one then. The one I saw was called Ken.

I like this thread better than the other one. There is more marriage in it

There's almost double the amount of marriage. And that's twice the fun fun.

I'm rocking both threads with tales of wildlife.

I'm like the MN version of Terry Nutkins

(don't want fingers bitten off mind.)

I am lolling like I've never loled before at Shirley.