to think that marriage marriage is a form of prostitution

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You are a game old bird Shirley. I can't decide which thread is funnier. Don't think I haven't noticed NO-ONE has laughed at my very funny joke above

The other thread is a thread thread about a thread thread about a thread thread. So I'm posting more on this one in protest.

Jamie I vomited laughing at your joke.

thank you Kurri. It is the least one can expect

I saw a horse fly
I saw a dragon fly
I saw a needle that winked its eye

fucking ell

I vomited too. Honest.

Right. Am going to bed with Funny Eyes (my DH, not the difficulty caused by tether's picture))

thankyou Fellatio

I don't remember being paid for it....I earn most of the money, so how can it be?

I get paid for vomiting. It's a good gig, all told.

You are a dirty whore Eric.

Stop pretending to be anything other than that.

when all's said and done Portia

Bwahahahahahaha

Yes actually. I signed up to being paid to fuck my gorgeous DH and all I got what a load of debt and some pretty fantastic sex. I am a crap whore, I think I'm doing it wrong.

I didn't vomit but I burped a little. is that ok?

Depends. Was it a rolling-with-mirth-burp?

Get with the big girls Fuzzy - it's full on barf your guts up or nothing around here.

I'm sieving the lumps with my teeth as we speak. Put up or shut up you pickleheaded fuzz.

OK, I'll re-read and have another go.

Also, I saw a lizard today.

That is all.

I was next to a cow who burped once.

It was gross.

Say no more.

I met that cow Shirley - it tells the same story.

C'est la Vie.

Shirley it's not time for you to get up from your lie-down yet. Trust me, it's not.

I think not.

I bent down (in front of my children who were 3 and 6 at the time) and said "lovely daisy cow - look boys|!"

Cow did a 5 stomach birth. seriously, my hair blew back. I looked like I was walking the runway a la America Next TOP MODEL. The only difference was that all I could smell was "HORROR".

Ugh

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Do you think Tyra smells that when Miss J arrives?