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Cunting Fucking Football..

102 replies

Boredstoopidfootiehater · 12/06/2010 22:42

Hate it, total and utter waste of time and money!

OP posts:
lorelilee · 13/06/2010 00:31

Oi Cornsilky - Lampard is gorgeous! (and I'm Scottish)

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 00:34

Lorilee, red card for saying nice things about anyone remotely football related. Please retire to the bench!

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 00:35

Cunting Fucking Football..

funnysinthegarden · 13/06/2010 00:58

?

Sammyuni · 13/06/2010 01:22

Well if you hate something you hate it obviously most don't agree with you or it wouldn't be so big across the world

bruxeur · 13/06/2010 02:55

McDonald's, prostitution and drug dealing are also quite big across the world.

Football's played by twats and supported by idiots.

rimmer08 · 13/06/2010 08:44

its not just men who like football

Rollmops · 13/06/2010 10:06

AIBU to believe that there is a vast contingent of posters on this site who would give Vicky Pollard run for 'er money...
Such vibrantly witty, clever and imaginative posts, as so many on this very thread are, simply force the vision of a rather gargantuan, angry creature with an IQ approaching, not fast, but approaching nevertheless, that of a courgette; furiously typing away, using her whole vocabulary in one sentence, as in :"Its actually cunting, fucking, shitting, buggering, arsewiping football..."
Smashing...........

pigsinmud · 13/06/2010 10:09

Well I like it. I hate BB, X Factor, Britain's got Talent. At least there is something decent on the tv for 4 weeks.

pigsinmud · 13/06/2010 10:14

Bruxeur - having spent the whole day at a football tournament with my 2 boys, I find your post insulting. We had a wonderful time. All the children played in the spirit of the game and the parents watching were supportive of both sides playing.

I find celebrities and pop stars who can barely sing and earn loads of money much more of a waste of time. At least these men are pretty darn good at what they do.

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 12:17

Aksherley, I also hate reality tv, home makeover shows, dancing on ice, over the rainbow, rugby, cricket, formula one, mushrooms and Heston Blumenthal. I don't save my hatred exclusively for football! All these things are totally pointless!

Sammyuni · 13/06/2010 12:20

Ok the question isn't what do you hate then it should be what do you like as it seems you hate most sports.

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 13:14

What do I like, swimming, rowing, gymnastics, anything horse related, figure skating, athletics, basically any sport which doesn't involve men and projectiles!
Last time I checked, cricket, rugby and football weren't 'all sport'!

HerBeatitude · 13/06/2010 13:24

It's not the football I dislike (I watched the game last night).

It's the blanket coverage by every single media outlet plus marketing company, the acceptance that because men like it (and yes I know women do too, but please, it's a male dominated sport both playing and spectating) it is very very important and we must all bow down before the great god football. (I mean, James Corden's world cup fgs - a fat man talks about football - that's TV?)

I can't think of a single event of interest to mainly women, that has this sort of blanket coverage and celebration. And I think that it is very unhealthy that we still live in a society which marginalises women's interests and events while it over-exposes those of men. And every time a football tournament comes round, I'm reminded of how marginal half the human race are and it irritates me. Not the football per se.

bruxeur · 13/06/2010 13:26

Schilton makes a valid point.

I shall amend to

Professional football is played by twats and supported by idiots.

Apologies.

Sammyuni · 13/06/2010 14:14

Well Saggy each to their own i like swimming, athletics and gymnastics but i do find that Equestrian, figure skating and rowing boring.

Also there are women football teams even a womens world cup too.

Also i have a feeling you like Tennis (not sure why just a feeling) thats projectiles

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 14:20

Nope, tennis is just as bad. Sorry! That's worse, women, projectiles and random grunting! I amend my previous statement, all sports involving projectiles.

bibbitybobbityhat · 13/06/2010 14:24

OP - grow up.

Have reported as am sick of asking nicely for no swearing in thread titles.

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 14:33

My heart is broken!

Mingg · 13/06/2010 14:50

"there is a vast contingent of posters on this site who would give Vicky Pollard run for 'er money..." Rollmops - couldn't agree with you more

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 15:10

If you don't like it, why don't you just hide the thread? Coming into the the thread and being stuffy just makes you look like a wet blanket.

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 13/06/2010 15:14

Or just report it.

mrsruffallo · 13/06/2010 15:25

Hasn't this been done before?
I like football. If you don't , just don't watch it

funnysinthegarden · 13/06/2010 17:10

yeah report it, I haven't been on a thread for a bit what has got pulled

mayorquimby · 13/06/2010 17:37

Football > people who don't like football.

The peoples game [worship emoticon]
biggest sport in the world [worship emoticon]
Michael Ballack getting £130,000 a week from Chelsea [worship emoticon]
Everything to do with football [worship emoticon]