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Cunting Fucking Football..

102 replies

Boredstoopidfootiehater · 12/06/2010 22:42

Hate it, total and utter waste of time and money!

OP posts:
Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 12/06/2010 23:02

Bloody football shaped everything. I'm wouldn't be suprised to find that dp has football patterns etched onto his testicles!

prettyfly1 · 12/06/2010 23:02

wolfbagging - rofl

scottishmummy · 12/06/2010 23:03

use of profanities solely to shock is schlock.this was done to death last week all the gratuitous swearing

now looks juvenile,and lookey at me cor im swearing.oh my giddy aunt

blinder · 12/06/2010 23:04

Ooh this is like the word association thread.

Flangegripping.

Jaquelinehyde · 12/06/2010 23:04

Can't wait for the day a footballer comes on here and calls all stay at home mums cunting, twating, shitting, buggering, arsewiping, pissflapping, vile idiots who should be turned into scientific experiments.

I presume you would all be OK with this?

funnysinthegarden · 12/06/2010 23:04

No, YANBU. Cunting fucking football indeed, just don't let DH know............

prettyfly1 · 12/06/2010 23:04

I didnt see the last one so I am taking my turn now (pretty sticks out tongue at the grown ups griping about foul language)

cock weasel

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 12/06/2010 23:05

I'm sure nobody mentioned vile...

prettyfly1 · 12/06/2010 23:06

I didnt mean footballers. I meant EVERYTHING TO DO WITH FECKING FOOTBALL. And I for one would be delighted for David Beckham to call me anything he likes, on here or anywhere else

cornsilky · 12/06/2010 23:06

cut and paste people, cut and paste

prettyfly1 · 12/06/2010 23:06

vile cock weasel

SpringHeeledJack · 12/06/2010 23:06

wank badgers???

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 12/06/2010 23:06

And I'm positive that they are all raving chutney ferrets as well!

scottishmummy · 12/06/2010 23:07

wouldn't stick your toungue out around all the orifices,and squelchy pools

and no this isnt the staid grown ups stifling the young uns

just that it isnt funny
has been done to death
makes you all look fick

funnysinthegarden · 12/06/2010 23:07

aye

prettyfly1 · 12/06/2010 23:07

rofl - chutney ferrets ahh mn on a saturday night - nothing better

Dollytwat · 12/06/2010 23:07

lol @ blinder liking Flangegripping

Anifrangapani · 12/06/2010 23:08

Personally I love the World Cup ..... 5 weeks of car free roads and empty supermarkets while England are playing. Bliss.

Even Ikea had no queues today.

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 12/06/2010 23:08

Uphill gardeners!

prettyfly1 · 12/06/2010 23:09

I dont look fick. I am fick.

funnysinthegarden · 12/06/2010 23:10

Biscuit Biscuit Biscuit Grin

prettyfly1 · 12/06/2010 23:10

snitch retching, toe jamming, fox rimmers

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 12/06/2010 23:11

Me too! I accepted a double dare! I feel so norty too!

funnysinthegarden · 12/06/2010 23:11

fox rimmers

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 12/06/2010 23:13

If you don't won't to assosheate wiv the fickies you could always leave us too it!

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