Cunting Fucking Football..

[Boredstoopidfootiehater]

Hate it, total and utter waste of time and money!

Scottish mummy had to come on twice to tell us how stupid we were. Just in case we weren't able to comprehend the first post. Thanks for that.

ahhhhhh scottishmummy

The post was meant to be a juvenile rip off that's been done before. That's what makes it fun.
And I REALLY hate football!

And I've just downed a bottle of bulmers and my judgement has departed!

I've been on chat, ds awake.

Good for you this has really taken off!

(So I'm exempt, obviously from any payoff for daring you )

I have a bottle of red warming betwixt my thighs as we speak.............

And it was well worth it for Wank Badgers!

Has anyone not had the text message about putting flags on cars?

Is Ireland in then Kerry?

(pretty takes a bow ) ahh I have many, many more up my dirty mouthed little sleeve I think this thread is great

red cross flags article

Yes YABU.

Get a life and don't be such a bloody woman.

Excuuusseee mmmeeeee! I'll have you know that I'm all woman and proud of it!

By Saggyoldclothcatpuss Sat 12-Jun-10 23:22:30
The post was meant to be a juvenile rip off that's been done before. That's what makes it fun.

Cunting anything is a MN tradition!

The government is worried that men's willies are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with penis's smaller than three inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their car.

GH, who are you

GH is a piss-taker / winder-upper, surely?

I had that text Saggy. you would be surprised at the level of cooperation in my town!

My DP doesn't have any flags, he's hung like a donkey!

No-one can tell whether the residents of a rather posh block of flats apartments in Cambridge are well hung or England supporters, Saggy. The property managers have forbidden them to display England flags as they are "considered a nuisance and could be offensive to others".

The term "property managers too far up their own arses" springs to my mind.

Despite being a staunch footie and England fan I must agree with the OP though... because we played like crap.

It's sad, so very sad. I bet more people watch a football match then voted in the general election

yes belle, but thank the lord that the Fabian soc reckon that the FB determines the outcome of the GE

Well, at least you're all honest .
I like football, but what really pisses me off at the moment is all of the fuckwits who are pretending to like it, when they probably don't actually watch a match between world cups. Twats!

Aherm! Valhalla, red card for you, my well hung dp works for a property management company!
and I didn't start the thread cos we play shite, it's because I hate football!!!
Scared, people are like sheep!

I just can't see the point of an overpaid bunch of blokes kicking a ball around a field. Womens football doesn't get even the slightest amount of funding or TV converage, then there's the alcohol, don't get me started on this.