to expect good wanking etiquette?

[bashon]

eg thou shan't leave thine wanky tissues anywhere else but in thine bin.

duncan ballantyne's wank mitt would need to have a golden trim.

This is possibly the funniest thread I have EVER read - please put it in Classics!!!

I have a 16 year old DS and thankfully I've never caught him at it, although I know he must do it...

As far as DH goes, I'm usually with him helping him along teehee

PMSL... the best thread EVER I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!

DavidTennant'sGirl, you are very calm about having had that conversation with the boys. How on earth did you raise the topic?

LeQ, I'm sure 'Love Glove' is already the name of an erotic product, but I'm at work and don't dare to Google it.

I'm thinking we should really be looking at sending one to Harry Hill for his knitted characters. We could attach it to the hand of knitted Simon Cowell. Or Winston Stimpson. He might have need of it.

Tortoise - I asked them individually, in private, and straight out. To be honest, I wasn't sure they'd tell me, and was planning just to mention proper disposal of the tissues in a purely theoretical manner, but both of them answered directly - if a little sheepishly.

The best bit was when I mentioned the conversations to dh later on, and his response was, "But they don't......do they??" Ahh such innocence!

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Any of you going to buy one for your sons for xmas?

Don't most boys progress from a sock to a pair of their girlfriend's silky knickers eventually anyway? Or was that just DH back in our "yoof"?

I imagine know that popsox or ankle highs would work well too.

Hate to frighten you tortoiseonthehalfshell but they probably capture all outgoing messages, so would have a log of "Love Glove" appearing in your communications, even though you didn't do a search online !

The Love Glove has already been invented.

Search for "Love Glove for Cats". (It's for grooming)Love Glove

The other sort has been done as well but I'm not posting the link!

something like this you mean?

I am disgusted, best kept private eh! I would really make a fuss if this happened in our house.

But mel, all joking aside, it's perfectly natural! It's preferable not to wipe up with the duvet cover or your dirty washing, but all men do it!

So are men using socks that have been on their feet for wanking purposes, or do they use 'virgin' non stinky socks. [shudder]

This is the best thread ever, although am now REALLY not looking forward to DS growing up. Also wishing I hadn't looked at the pics of mittens, very disturbing.

Oh dear lord, this is my future - 3 DSs

I am so happy that my DH doesn't have a wank glove/sock/armband. I am not naive enough to think he doesn't abuse himself, but assume he does it in the comfort and privacy of the shower.

abuse himself?

Dh is still absolutely horrified that I asked ds1 and ds2 if they wank. He is sure that I have traumatised them and they will be scarred for life. He says he is scarred for life just thinking about me asking them.

Purple, he is a a catholic and uses that as a basis for not having a vasectomy.

Did it take you a whole month to knit that PinkPanettone

Is this in classics yet?

Has been there for a while!

Oh. dear. lord.

No tales of wank mittens here, but something else lovely.

My housemate moved his furniture in his room round, and all of a sudden I was being woken early in the morning to a crunching sound. Went in there one day to get something and guess what I found? A plastic bottle cut off at the top with giz in. I moved out.

Ewwwwww!!

loopyloops just be careful you hear correctly when he next offers you a gin and tonic!!

To be honest, i can't understand how anyone cannot use a tissue and then chuck it down the loo? Smacks mightily of disrespect, which with teenagers I expect, but not grown men.

Next time, ladies, treat them like cats and rub their noses in it.

Ladies, you MUST check out THIS clip from "Weeds", where Uncle Andy delivers a wank etiquette lecture to his young nephew, after he has been caught flushing his wank socks down the bog and blocked up the sewer.

WARNING - do not open this link at work!

Would my teenagers be traumatised for ever if I made them watch that clip, MrsF?