to expect good wanking etiquette?

[bashon]

eg thou shan't leave thine wanky tissues anywhere else but in thine bin.

avada

Nice one Avada.

If it was a snug fit to begin with though, it might not fit after shrinkage. Then it might render the mitten ineffective and they would be back to square one

I can't crochet either.

I could do a patchwork one! Might look a bit too much like an oven mitt though??

at thinking "too hard" about the wank mitten.

slightly scarey wank mitten

I wonder if the cabling adds an extra va va voom to the whole wankage?

avada you and I are far too interested in the design.

Could we have a fledging business here, i wonder?

here Bashon - no more crusty tissues for you, are you handy with the needles?

so, typing through my tears... is a wank mitten the answer to my problem?

i don't knit well... it'd be all holey.

this is what I imagine when I think wank mitten TBH

ROFL @ this thread!

at wanky hanky and at the mother!

@ leaving wanky tissues about.

Mind you, better than what XP used to do. He used to wipe it all over his discarded boxers/T-shirt/towel... very grim come washing time.

'knitted by nans'

phnarf phnarf...

I think a wank mitten would need to look sexy somehow.

feathers?

Maybe the people who make Shreddies (sssh now) should diversify?

Bluergh.

Reacting only to OP,here, but my XP used to leave a 'wank sock' lying next to the PC.

How gross is that?

I can imagine the whole range:

Feathered ones for formal evening wanks.
Black leather ones for BDSM wanks.
Rainbow ones for gay wanking.
Ones with that fish symbol on for all the christian wankers.
Tweed for when Stephen Fry wanks.

I hear Michael Jackson had one that he never took off![wank] sorry [wink ]

Non-stick Silicone ones for those stubborn stains?

You people are disgusting (well not you people but the males you know).

my brother never left wanky hankies about and my other half all ways put tissues and condoms into empty pop bottles before putting them in the bin when he lived with his family.

I'm worse then that, when I was young and needed to change my pad at night I used to leave it under the bed until morning, that was until we got raided by the police in the early hours and they searched every room .

He's not at wank sock level. Tissue was under bed but peeking out as if to say "Yooo hooo!"

Usually they're down the back of the bed.

always a laugh on MN.. I only came into make a cuppa and now my stomach muscles ache from laughing..

Were the wank mittens like baseball glove things with a little catch pit?

I am shaking with silent laughter over the wank mitten- can't bring myself to explain this to DH.

I want to know what kind of wool it was. Hopefully not that eyelash stuff... What wool do you reckon works best for a wank mitt?

A colloquial term for a wank sock, in the land of gentlemen, is the "dream catcher". FYI.