If the title to your OP wasn't true, then yes, it would be funny.
But recently it's been made all to clear that even upstanding, longserving members of staff aren't averse to taking sexually explicit photographs of the children they're supposed to be caring for.
If you really wanted amusement, perhaps you could start a thread about bumsex/fruitshoots/your friend marrying an alien. This is just a bit close to the bone.