to think that all nurseries are stuffed and bulging with rampant paedophiles and murderers?

[Hullygully]

Or not?

yeah well if your phones shit

Get the fuck off my wat SM

i would if i knew where the fuck yer wat is.is it wet like an otters pocket

I've come over all peculiar. It's all this talk of wats.

an otter's pocket??? wtf is an otter's pocket??

I'll have you know my Maiden Juice costs a packet. I'd siphon it off carefully if I were you.

phone in the nappy. not even his mobile, the bloody landline.

rofl Maiden Juice.

I do nothing in moderation, AllPeculiar (hats off for that btw)

I knew I knew the arf, just couldn't place it!

Gotta go. It's been fun.

hello sm - you did some stirling work with me the other night on the counselling thread. I feel we may have bonded but I know you don't like all that shit.

love a good riposte-aye that raver was bonkers.yes that was good ole thread.

yeah - she makes out like she's a wild-eyed loner, but I know she's not really

This thread might be turned into a film one day.

with an otters pocket to stroke and 3d glasses given as free gifts

I want to be played by Johnny Depp.