to think that all nurseries are stuffed and bulging with rampant paedophiles and murderers?

[Hullygully]

Or not?

aww AgentZigZag, i've genuinely had enough of the warring and wanted a genuine rational debate!

Eleanor, you are a saucy one and no mistake.

plenty martyr mum and precious moment mamas berating the shes a bad un working mums. armed with anecdotes or tales of giving it all up

sure dont advocate it -but i do love a good i recycle the bath water to make steaming nutritious soup and i havent had a treat/consumer durable in 5years all for the widdle ones

esp when they rock up and say "why bother having kids if you let strangers watch them"

LOL hully. Its not good for someone who's had children to laugh as much as I am right now

Am loving precious moment mamas. I want to be one. Is there a course I could go on?

I think this thread should be moved to Classics

Loving Hully's efforts to keep it light!

I try with a little help from my friends..See, it's good to laugh oh dour disapprovers. It makes people happy and warm and bonded and disposed to kindness. Can that be a bad thing?

precious moments mamas have NVQ in and another thing and halo polishing. obtained via distance learning sat on sofa

Pag? If you don't mind, could I ask you some questions?

Oh goody, I could manage that. Is wine allowed?

what does out wat mean.shuves yer wat right back

Ah precious moments mummies!!

I've worked part time since DS was 4 months and full time when 13 mths and dp left us.

Ok so I may have missed a few 'precious moments' like his first steps BUT I have missed his first big tantrum, first time he bit someone and the first time he drew on walls with felt tip. (each of which he only eva did once!!!)

Every cloud and all that ........

Well I must off now and lean in DD's doorway gazing adoringly at her whilst I absentmindedly rub my bump.

Peace out.

While she sleeps I may add, I'm not unnerving her by just randomly staring at her.

no wine,no treats,precious moments mamas eschew any peripheral joy other than their children

mere wine cannot match joy that maximus and gluteus give

Ah. I missed most of those because I was out on the razzle.

you beautiful person, keeping this funny!

precious moments i missed with my kids:
DS having a sicknesses bug coming out of both ends on a weekend i was away.
DD slapping a boy for stealing her crayons.
DH dropping the phone in DS's nappy.

LOL love that expression on the razzle

Oh, I don't think I'm going to manage precious moments after all. It sounds a bit demanding.

Is there a course for dragging them up whilst drinking and dancing? That's more my line.

The old phone in the nappy line, eh? Not heard that for a while.