CUK! PLEASE LINE UP

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under this thread until your punishments have been determined. You have all been very naughty boys.

(if your not banned that is)

Ahhh bless you CUK you do have a heart of gold in there don't you

(50 quid!)

ha but you can't do the links
(are you a not very good IT contractor )

Having avoided the original threads - or at least the soup one, as it wasn't too hard to guess that a recipe containing parsnips under AIBU had to be a wind up - I'm now finding these guys rather sweet.

We only have permanant IT staff in our company but they are always lovely and helpful.

Hey wuglet

Trying to catch up with all the work I haven't done today!!!!

Sorry I've got the giggles as I'm picturing blokes like the ones in the IT crowd...

Clearly they have nothing better to do, pathetic little men.

missmoopy - quite! After all, you'd never see any of us on here for hours on end...

I loved the way thay had to admit defeat.

Like this from Gonzo:

"I don't think that it is going to be possible for us to come up with anything more outrageous than is already on there."

Very true ABetaDad just when you think you cannot possibly hear anything more outrageous,there it appears

A group called Roll on Friday invaded last Saturday

They were quickly outed and admitted defeat (memorably, they said that Tethers so owned them all)

Why are we being targeted by all these nutters?

Might have something to do with the papers running pieces on how naughty some of the threads are. I said there would be visitors (though I hadn't imagined a Wallace Arnold busload)

We are a target because we are media-ised as pompous, school obsessed viragoes, and we pwn them all because were are the cream of the intellectual mummy crop, and there are so many of us that we are hugely diverse - therefore, we know EVERYTHING

Hilarious! Some of them actually sound pretty decent, to be fair.

I quite like the sound of them offering up a naked ironer, I've been procrastinating over my ironing pile for a week now and there's a pair of jeans I need for this weekend, right at the bottom of it.

They have been relatively amusing and harmless - like coming home to find your puppy has shredded your bog roll. Annoying but cute.

I want to keep one.

I also quite liked the making Salem's Lot look like Butlins thing

I'll have him for the ironing if he's washed and clothed and doesn't scare the cleaning lady. Thanks

coldtits - me too - I vote for the ambassador since he's sponsored Reality

lol at coldtits - i want to keep one

You could clap your hands & say amuse me,like a court jester.

I don't believe I've ever met an IT bloke who looked as though he ironed. Mind you, maybe contractors have to be smarter than permanent staff.

Tech might get jealous.

aaah look what Tina Tony said:

We need to find somebody so up their own @rses. Some of the mums were very vocal and fitted that bill, but some were really nice and prepared to give the benefit of doubt regardless of the rubbish posted.

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I really want to know if Washwithcare was one of them. I mean she did post about 1000 times in 3 weeks and then nothing since, so I am assuming she was but I would like to know for sure.

I don't think they started that early - and WWC was nastier than this lot seem to have been.

Very kind donation!