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CUK! PLEASE LINE UP

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ooojimaflip · 31/03/2010 15:34

under this thread until your punishments have been determined. You have all been very naughty boys.

(if your not banned that is)

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 31/03/2010 16:52

And AnyFucker - she'd soon sort them out - though she'd have to have a different nickname, because they aren't allowed sweary words!

weegiemum · 31/03/2010 16:53

I think they should all go on over to Netmums now and make themselves tickers ....

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ooojimaflip · 31/03/2010 16:55

Ooh yes - I think they should experience the horror over there!

They might be easier to wind up as well (I don't know I've never manged to look at the site for more than about 2 minutes)

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Madascheese · 31/03/2010 16:56

takes notes on proposals

I don't know about you lot, but I think that an hour of naked ironing really isn't going to cut it?

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 31/03/2010 16:57

It might be sufficient - if they aren't careful about any parts of their anatomy that might flop onto the ironing board.....

Madascheese · 31/03/2010 16:59

Arf! need a very carefully positioned ironing board to trap anything that small.....

ToccataAndFudge · 31/03/2010 17:01

oh yes Netmums - and Babyworld too - wonder how long their posts would last on BW - that's awful for moderation too

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 31/03/2010 17:01

It would be worth the effort, though - to see him make this sort of face.

StewieGriffinsMom · 31/03/2010 17:01

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 31/03/2010 17:02

It could be a whole new level of trouble for someone to be in - 'No, the boss doesn't just want your head on a platter, he wants your wedding tackle on an ironing board!!'

Lizzylou · 31/03/2010 17:03

I wondered why any self-respecting woman would admit to being a Marillion fan.

SheepInWolfsClothing · 31/03/2010 17:06

We have often wondered that ourselves

ABetaDad · 31/03/2010 17:14

CUKAmbassador - the thing is loads of you must be parents as well as CUKers. You could just join and enjoy posting and reading anyway.

Word of advice. Just don't call them ladies. They really don't like that.

posieparker · 31/03/2010 17:18

SherlockH is one of them and Gay40?

cocolepew · 31/03/2010 17:21

So they were coco? How droll.

StewieGriffinsMom · 31/03/2010 17:23

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sarah293 · 31/03/2010 17:23

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toldyouso · 31/03/2010 17:24

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CountessDracula · 31/03/2010 17:24

omg
I am an IT contractor
Can I come and join you?

MrsFullyautomatix · 31/03/2010 17:24

A bit below the belt attack there by you mums over the size of our manly bits when you havent even looked at them.

hmmph!

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ooojimaflip · 31/03/2010 17:25

Riven - it does on B3ta...

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porcamiseria · 31/03/2010 17:25

at least we can say cunt, not "Scunthorpe"

that really tickled me! bless em

I want to tell people in RL about this bit it will make me look sad and geeky, so wont

ScreaminEagle · 31/03/2010 17:26

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CUKAmbassador · 31/03/2010 17:27

Bloody hell! Some of our posters are going native.

This wasnt supposed to happen.

wheresmypaddle · 31/03/2010 17:28

I hope its possible to identify IT contractors who are members of CUK so that I can cross them off my list for IT consultancy.