CUK! PLEASE LINE UP

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under this thread until your punishments have been determined. You have all been very naughty boys.

(if your not banned that is)

and you SDTG

Ladies

On behalf of CUK we would like to thank you in your warm welcome to our members on their annual CUK Holiday.

As you are aware IT Contractors are a dying breed and are definitely high on the 'care in the community' program.

If we have offended anyone we apologise and in penance we are happy to offer Shaunsbhoy do to any naked ironing and cleaning you require about your house.

Coco we salute you!

Ciao

So they do.

meh.

It's a good job I don't feel the need to do this sort of thing. It's like when I see blokes out and about with savage ugly dogs and think, "Phew, I don't need one of those. I wonder why they do? It must be because they are not fortunate enough to be blessed with a penis."

Now, that actually made me chuckle.

UQD - board invasions are an Internet tradition! I think we should accept there peace offering with good grace....

(and then invade them when they've forgotten all about it)

"Still can't view. Not sure how to fake my IP address so I'm probably doomed. And I had my next angst ridden reply at the ready too"

Is this a genuine IT contractor?

Whowoo! I get a name check over there...

Don't think for one minute that lets you off the hook boys (and girls) as soon as I can lift my workshy lardy gutbucket off this sofa to shave and scratch I'll be giving you what for.

madascheese pissed at being called a boy

I didn't realise it happened in such a concerted and organised way. I always thought trolls were just random bored people. Consider me educated.

Board invasions are an internet tradition. Is that so?

Just gives more weight to the argument that those of us who use forums are geeky losers.

Grrr

What peace offering did I miss?

I mean, I am a geeky loser of course. Just for better reasons than "board invasions"

UQD - they are not usually as good-natured and subtle as this one. It would usually be the b3ta, popbitch or /b/ lot invading a Barbie fan board with pictures of Barbies being shagged by donkeys or something.

JeremyVile - I was counting CUKAmbassador.

Jesus, what a bunch of cocks.

Sorry ladies. Just popped over to say thanks for the holiday. It's a CUK tradition.

Apologies if we properly offended anyone, we purposely avoiding any 'proper' forums.

As a peace offering we'd like to offer you an hour of Shaunbhoy's time(Coco) for some naked vacuuming and hoovering(I understand he does this a lot).

All the best.

Thx

CUK Ambassador

ooh the B3ta ones are vicious.

I love some of the discussions they are having about which users are MNers and which are their own folk. .

Clearly haven't found the search facility yet!

You can't suggest small penises/penii. They might sue.

Anyone else just itching to add another vowel ?

Ambassador, you're boring spoiling us.

I said FLOPPY not small

Perhaps we need a haiku test before a new member gets to post.

That explains the recent arrival of the least politically aware lesbian in the world -(c)BOF- in the last few days though. At least I can stop being genuinely wound up now. Maybe we should send them daftpunk on some sort of cultural exchange programme?