i know everything come to me and i will dispense wisdom

[BariatricObama]

aren't you all so lucky to have me!

How long would it take to walk the lenght of the Great Wall of China?

Thank you

depends how long your legs are

Why are flower petals soft? I'd really appreciate an answer to that if you could.

so the bees and stuff can get to the insidey bit

who or what has got into my email and is sending links to a viagra website from it?

What's this rash?

viagra emails are part of life, like piles and paper cuts

Well, they are about average length, I guess.

Will I win the lottery if I buy a ticket tomorrow?

becuase they are teenage boys have 10 thumbs instead of fingers they are doing you a favour by not emptying it

trillian - no you won't

Where's my watch, and why do I keep losing it?

Should I keep looking for pumps or will sandals do?

pesto - about a week

Who has been stirring about me at school? I am not trusting anyone right now and would prefer to just not trust the guilty party.

mamight - you need pumps
kurri you watch is in th ekitchen behind the washingup liquid

will we have a good summer this year ?

stealth - it is the sneaky looking woman with big tits

af - depends on your attitude, i will be having a good summer

whoisasking - tis viral (channels every gp in teh land)

Is Ocado cheaper than Tesco?

tesco is cheaper but only if you actually go to the store