i know everything come to me and i will dispense wisdom

[BariatricObama]

aren't you all so lucky to have me!

Will my mil know that I was in when she called 5 mins ago and I didn't answer the phone?

Where is my tesco delivery?

shiney...I hope you are going to keep us informed about said hot date

porca...if we have another shit summer, I will blame you

of course we want you to, shiney < boring life emoticon >

Why are my hands so cold when I sit on the computer?

Why do I feel more like drinking wine than cleaning the kitchen floor?

Bariatric- why do I have constant writer's block and start to go bonkers and MN obsessively as soon as I set aside some time to get this SODDING book written??? And more importantly how do I oercome this?

Pixie... 2 babies, 2 boobs... who's the other one for?

Should I buy a new dress for the wedding next month or shall I just wear my old but faithful one instead?

Why can't I be arsed to go upstairs to the toilet and will my bladder sustain any long term damage?

@Coldhands

It occurs to me that you probably have no clothes on and that you are out on the garage roof in the dark wondering why your hands are cold.

Come indoors, put your clothes back on and I guarantee your hands will warm up.

@ anyone else with common sense issues, please don't hesitate to ask me a question, and I will be sure to cobble together a spurious and offensive answer for you.

@ BO sorry I had to help out with that one it was clearly an emergency

They asked if I'd ever shoed a horse

Why is yellow?

Catinthehat2 PMSL, how did you know?

I have Google Earth, I know everything.

Good gracious, I didn't even know the time. There was me all ready for an early night and it's 10o'clock.....

I was going to ask what jobs my children will have in a few decades...but I think I'll ask how tired will I feel in the morning?

What is the meaning of life?

everyone seems to have gone to bed but...

why do i resolve to be in bed by 11 and find myself getting dragged into deep, philosophical and sometimes plain wierd conv. with you lot when i definately should be asleep?

logging off...yawn.

Because tis MN. Internet crack, jo87

When is there a new moon on monday and a firedance through the night?

This thread is destined for Classics.

At its most amusing when you don't reveal whose question you are answering though.

Makes it like that game where you have to answer the previousbutone question.