i know everything come to me and i will dispense wisdom

[BariatricObama]

aren't you all so lucky to have me!

Are you really regretting starting this?

riven that is beyond my powers, ask david cameron

As I suspected - but which one?

what am i thinking RIGHT NOW?

whoisasking - no

spd - you are thinking about cake and drains

bloody hell,,,,will we have a sunny and warm summer then ?

methinks this oracle is a bit cryptic !!

af - thats how it bloody works!

why is my baby so adorable?

you were half right - i am impressed!!
go on - what kind of cake?

why do men leave skids in their undies?

because it has a big old head and teeny tiny toes and smell of toast adn honey

you're right about the head & toes

cornsilk - cos they are too busy reading books about the 2nd world war to concentrate

have to go derren brown just popped round for some advice

When will I find a new job?

is he really gay?

i knew you'd wimp out of specifying a cake

Ought we to be nicer to new posters, even if they use textspeak and are unwittingly slightly pompous and / or ridiculous?

FRUITSHOOT

this happened to me, you need to change your email password as someone has hacked your account

sorry bariat

ANY FUCKER

its going to be a BBQ summer, I promise you

sorry bariatric

I want to be a blacksmith

When can I start on the raspberry leaf tea? Am 34 weeks and don't want to go overdue.

(Not planning on starting today or anything, just wondered how soon is safe)