been through it all if u want advice

[cookiejo]

hi iam new 2 this an it seems that most of the info is about yng babies an pregnancy. iam 38yrs old an av 2 girls aged 21 an 18 an 1 grandson aged 14wks. i was yng wen i had them an my yngest seems 2 av done the same. i av done most things an tried most things an iam fed up of hearin and readin rubbish about ow 2 do things an change things i av learned loads the hard way. however after all this my girls actually said they r proud that iam ther mum an i av done a gr8 job bringin them up an mayb i shud giv other mums real advice about real things so iam here if u want..

but we don't porca < puzzled >

we ain't on mobies are we ?

innit

I genuinely cannot read text speak. Is it really so hard to write "have" instead of "av" ?

Is it ok to say that text speak is really difficult to read, and that the odd paragraph makes life easier too?

Morloth - clary sage oil is supposed to bring on labour - in the bath (with a bit of bubble bath) or in an oil burner.

Tis to get the marker to work. Is it a stingy Irish thing to lick the tip of the marker to get it to work for a bit longer?

Anyway spitting worked and my fanjo has now been tango'd so where's the nearest council estate to holyhead? I assume I can just walk right in to my new house now?

I don't mind if someone uses textspeak, but I don't usually bother to read/decipher it either. Is too hard, am probably not alone in this.

Same for when people don't use paragraphs.

The AK47 is the best gun on Modern Warfare 2.

ROFFLING

It's a short step from txt speak to

Th!5 !5 h0w th3 (h!ldr3n 0n my D5 FB w4!t3

(God the effort)

Well Milly I beg to differ.

As a top player, I normally use the ACR - remember you have to be a level 48 to unlock it.

I would say ACR,TAR-21, M16A4, SCAR-H in that order. Once you get the TAR-21 get it upgraded with red dot sight and you're good to go until you get to higher ranks of 40 plus.

AF was that necessary?

I was just stating my opinion.

I am sorry I'm not a sheep who joins in ripping the piss.

That was sarcasm in case you're not sure.

Gkl298 naa88302nnfo u4u2b i90rtoiw6 ok?

Have a SCAR-H Gibbon, I find it helps at times like this.

I bow down to your superior knowledge Cat. I am basing my choice on the recommendation of a child. That should take some heat off the OP, as people can now start flaming me instead.

There needs to be a crying emoticon - I don't understand WhoIsAskings post at all and am feeling panicky.

Can't type text speak quickly either so am buggered, (let alone read it.........my very much older dsis uses it and I have to pretend that I never got the text)

OK OK Its true the AK-47 has a very good stopping power and rate of fire and the ACR has almost no recoil and great range even with silencers. I find (and I suspect yr child does too)the key to using them effectively is small bursts and hip fire.

< shrugs > @ gibbon

I am not a sheep, I am a fluffy lamb

and if you are happy for such idiocy as the OP to go un-commented-upon, then don't comment

You know AF today is about my worst day ever and I wanted to thank you for reminding me that MN is not the place to be on such days.

Stepping away now, have fun all.

I dont use text speak either! Its just sounds SO POMPOUS and snobby when people post on here for the first time and someone inevitably says "we dont use text speak here"

anyway...............

powwwww

zaaaaaaap

ker thunggg ker thungg ker thunggg

I'm not proud cookiejo - how do I get my preschooler to dress himself??????