been through it all if u want advice

[cookiejo]

hi iam new 2 this an it seems that most of the info is about yng babies an pregnancy. iam 38yrs old an av 2 girls aged 21 an 18 an 1 grandson aged 14wks. i was yng wen i had them an my yngest seems 2 av done the same. i av done most things an tried most things an iam fed up of hearin and readin rubbish about ow 2 do things an change things i av learned loads the hard way. however after all this my girls actually said they r proud that iam ther mum an i av done a gr8 job bringin them up an mayb i shud giv other mums real advice about real things so iam here if u want..

Goddammitalltohell, I have no evening primrose capsules.

Going to call DH, he is going to ask what I want to do with them isn't he?

grr

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird of prey.

it's not fair I love that one and I don't get the chance to wheel it out very often.

I could do with a previw of this week's lottery numbers

if ya have the time

Welcome to MN

But why post this in AIBU?

Ha!

(that's in response to about 5 posts)

AnyFucker already got the council house, no way should she get lottery numbers as well.

She is so pushy.

I might snap that council house up if I can just get this fucking orange marker to work

it's great your DCs are so proud of you and you feel you have lots of offer

just join in with threads, you don't need to announce you are here to help, IFYSWIM

lovely sentiment in your OP to want to be of help though

not as pushy as this character

oh she is all over the board giving out advice.

We have our very own MN Jo Frost

I do hope she can pronounce unassectible. How do you do that in txtspk?

pmsl - blairs that makes me cringe everytime

unazeptabul. innit hun.

I don't find it funny. I find it bitchy.

ScardyPants you know the advice was to draw the pubes on don't you? Not sure what you need the lubrication for?

And I think you will find it is pronounced unasseptable.

gibbon, there is another thread available if you want to complain how MN has gone down the toilet

it really fucking annoys me when people pompously say "we dont use text speak" here, where? is it the law? who says that?

humph

Hmm, I think there's a "c" in it rather than the "p" but you could be right.