been through it all if u want advice

[cookiejo]

hi iam new 2 this an it seems that most of the info is about yng babies an pregnancy. iam 38yrs old an av 2 girls aged 21 an 18 an 1 grandson aged 14wks. i was yng wen i had them an my yngest seems 2 av done the same. i av done most things an tried most things an iam fed up of hearin and readin rubbish about ow 2 do things an change things i av learned loads the hard way. however after all this my girls actually said they r proud that iam ther mum an i av done a gr8 job bringin them up an mayb i shud giv other mums real advice about real things so iam here if u want..

@Milady

Are you joking? Everyone knows you wean at 12 weeks with a mixture of white sugar, double cream, porridge and calpol, fed from a bottle with a big whole cut in the teat (propped up on a pillow)... silly!

Oh poor you. I was 10 days late with DS1, people kept saying:

" Oh my, haven't you had that baby yet?"

I wanted to reply

"Oh, yeah, I had him a week ago, I've just stuffed a cushion up my jumper for a laugh"

twats.

Oh, adn cookieJo, how do I convice my 11 tear old to believe in God?

He goes to a Catholic school and attends mass (whien we bribe him) but is quite firm that he is an aetheist.

How can I convice him God exists?

TIA x

my mum, who is usually quite up on these things said "but you start them with rusks these days don't you?"
i think she'd just got mixed up by blw

How do I ensure that my 13yr old, who incidentally started her periods yesterday, doesn't come home pregnant within the year? Did I smack her enough as a toddler to make sure she knows right from wrong?

Baby rice in the bottle innit?

SPB Ithink your doing a good job in here place

And op please push the enter button once and awhile text speak in one paragraph is even harder to read

Which is the fastest land going mammal?

What is the difference between a laptop and a notebook?

What is the best gun in Modern Warfare 2?

in her place

I had a bit of a root around to feel if I was any closer to going into labour (I know, I know but I was young and stupid) and I ended up with a mucus plug in my hand and a dd the following morning. I repeat I was very young and stupid but I suppose if doctors and nurses are poking about no harm me trying.

I thought so

Which is the fastest land going mammal?

• a human in concorde

What is the difference between a laptop and a notebook?

• a notebook has pages and is bound at the -top. A laptop is a kind of COM-PEW-TERR

What is the best gun in Modern Warfare 2?

• pass

oh sorry you said land going - substitute F1 car for concorde (although I wonder what its speed was just before take off)

OP is giving out her fountain of knowledge

and I clicked on that thread thinking I could give some helpful advice

Have a root around is NEVER good medical advice.

It's a cheetah (in a F1 car) of course SPB.

welcome cookiejo

Scardypants I did that too, same thinking some stranger gets to have nosey up there think I will too,
Morloth I also think it works but shh don't tell anyone

oh good that she's on main MN and hasn't flounced
WIA I beg to differ. The cheetah would cheet of course

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

plumbumbum.

SPB - God, you're so racist.

Op is here, too.

Nobody advised me to do it, I took it upon myself. Hope nobody took me recounting my experience as advice. Dread to think what people would be doing if they took all I had to say as advice