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..to bitch-slap Paulo Nutini upside the head?

70 replies

IMoveTheStars · 11/03/2010 22:18

Yes, obviously I would but fark... my entire family is seemingly in love with this gurning twat.

STOP telling me to listen to 'Paulo' because 'he's lovely'

twitch.

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shockers · 11/03/2010 22:18
Grin
southeastastra · 11/03/2010 22:19

ha yanbu

SixtyFootDoll · 11/03/2010 22:19

I will bith slap you if you carry on speaking like that about my boyfriend.

teasle · 11/03/2010 22:19

, ha ha ha ah

HerBeatitude · 11/03/2010 22:19

How does one achieve that?

teasle · 11/03/2010 22:20

How does one do a 'bith slap'....

(INEVER make typo errors, lol)

IMoveTheStars · 11/03/2010 22:20

arf

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IMoveTheStars · 11/03/2010 22:20

rofl at INEVER

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JemL · 11/03/2010 22:21

DH says YANBU. He can't stand him.

piprabbit · 11/03/2010 22:22

Wish he would stand up straight and pull his shoulders back.

pointylog · 11/03/2010 22:26

For someone who spends half his life standing at a 90 degree angle and zooming on some chemical or other, he is surprisingly appealing.

SixtyFootDoll · 11/03/2010 22:27

A bith slap is a gentler slap than a bitch slap.
For starters...

sweetkitty · 11/03/2010 22:29

Cannot stand him either and up here in Scotland he is seen as some demi-God as he is Scottish and must be worshipped.

SirBoobAlot · 11/03/2010 22:29

I just wanna hold you
Is that alright?
I just wanna hold you
Toniiiiiiiiiiiiight

BomDigger · 11/03/2010 22:32

He's a reet propper stoner, by all accounts.

MadameDefarge · 11/03/2010 22:35

err, sixty, he is MY boyfriend...

Is our Paolo a love rat?

claw3 · 11/03/2010 22:37

I quite like his music, just had to google what he looks like though! Looks like he should be an Uni, i expected him to be older for some reason.

MaisietheMorningsideCat · 11/03/2010 22:38

He is a demi-God up here, Sweetkitty, and is one of the best selling Scottish artists - so the rest of Scotland is right and you are wrong. So nah

He's lovely. Leave my boy alone.

SixtyFootDoll · 11/03/2010 22:39

Madame
I am thinking of going out with Newton faulkener isntead so if I do Paulo is all yours!

sweetkitty · 11/03/2010 22:40

I shall stand alone then Maisie

I want to punch the TV when I see his face singing on it, it's not the songs as such it's the way he sings!

MadameDefarge · 11/03/2010 22:40

Newton? he's all yours...I really don't like dreads on white boys...call me old fashioned....

SixtyFootDoll · 11/03/2010 22:43

I saw him on Monday, I always have a crush on my latest live show!

MadameDefarge · 11/03/2010 22:43

live shows? Oh the luxury!

can't think of the last live gig I went to....

SirBoobAlot · 11/03/2010 22:44

Darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy, before I go
Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
After my heart

MaisietheMorningsideCat · 11/03/2010 22:45

LOL Sweetkitty

Ginger dreads too

Dreads are black, on black guys, thank you.