..to bitch-slap Paulo Nutini upside the head?

[IMoveTheStars]

Yes, obviously I would but fark... my entire family is seemingly in love with this gurning twat.

STOP telling me to listen to 'Paulo' because 'he's lovely'

twitch.

erika, you minx!

well thats sorted tehn NEwton for me and can fight over paulo!!

I ain't fightin' over no love rat, me.

An ex of mine put his Streets album on and declared it was ours... I then found the CD case and found written in it a message from his ex on their year anniversary.

For that, Paulo, you will always be shite Recycled romance. It about summarises him, I think.

sorry sirboob, you are too young to have children an ex..get your fresh face outta here!

[vom]

Madame, are you okay on your zimmer? Or do you need a hand from a young 'un?

Paulo = cool
Bubble boy (Michael Buble) is a bundle of shite though.

Why thank you, young lady, how kind

So nice to see not all the young people of today are feckless wastrals....

shouldn't you be in school or in the scullery scrubbing pans?

Oh gods.. do NOT talk to me about the Buble [double vom]

Paulo is NOT cool... he needs a big fat slap

I found him tolerable until the fucking inconsiderate wankers who live downstairs and across from us blasted his two albums over and over again until 2AM Sunday morning.

Well the thing is, missus, I need to take my little boy to Greggs. They're fab - they have a creche as well as a feeding facility!

I just can't work out why a boy fae Paisley with an Italian (?) name got the idea he was a reggae singer??

I don't mind his music, but I just don't get his image!

He's Scottish, Jooly.

it's paolo, isn't it?

Exactly- he's Scottish! But you wouldn't know it to listen to his songs! He has a definite reggae twist to his music, and although we Scots have lots of great musicians and singers...reggae's just not a thing we are really renowned for, is it?

(Paisley is in Scotland!)

I read your post wrong sorry

But I dunno... Bob Marley in a kilt... I reckon it could take off

I agree- kilt and dreadlocks could be a good look...but I'm really not sure our Paolo has the legs for it!! I'm thinking hunkier...

who is he?

A bit like these firemen, Jooly?

We-ell, maybe, but I'm worried about the jaundiced look. And I don't trust a man whose eyes are that close together...

he nicked most of his latest song from some punk band who did one called monkey man or something like that anyway - my Oh keeps going on about it in an engraged fashion whenever the reggae thiever comes on the radio

oh and red hair is actually the closest in type to afro so its the most likely to dread properly

he nicked his entire act from louis prima - if you can be arsed youtube him