..to bitch-slap Paulo Nutini upside the head?

[IMoveTheStars]

Yes, obviously I would but fark... my entire family is seemingly in love with this gurning twat.

STOP telling me to listen to 'Paulo' because 'he's lovely'

twitch.

YANBU.

It's news to me that he's considered to be a demi-god here. I don't know anyone who likes him.

We saw him in September, and as he shuffled on stage, hunched and constipated, he muttered "HELLOOOOO...... ,...... people...".

Good show but if he wasn't off his head on something or other I'd be deeply surprised.

I'm Scottish and I CAN'T STAND him. His singing voice sounds like that of a drunk 80 year old man. Also, I have it on very good authority that he is, in fact, a complete stoner. Allegedly.

Oh god, he's awful.

And why are his eyes always bloody shut when he's singing??

jareththegoblinking, are you pureas?

i had to go to bed halfway through the nickname thread.

i am, yes

I can't shtand the way he shinghs ah if hish teesh don't fit.

grgrr... his 'singing' makes my teeth itch.

youremindme... I just re-read your post and read my own name as Jareth The Go Blinking

[tired]

YABU.

I'd prefer if you ripped out his throat.

His music reminds me of the ghastly stuff Jools Holland does, where if you don't like it & party all night you're just one big misery-guts. Well I don't like it so p*ss off

unsurprisingly I farking hate Jools Hollands (and his poxing Rhythm and Blue orchestra.

grrr

reel big fish did monkey man its a cover of toots and the maytals - as you can see the OH is getting me to correct this hmmf

he also wants to know if anyone else has a venom box set - think he is mistaking mumsnet for some sort of wierd music chat thing or just wants attention

Maybe he should double whatever it is he's taking... Might help with the music. Though I'm not sure if you can get meds for talent...

Ahh ,very very funny comments on here.
LeQueen and gasping ofr air at rickets and Jolson comment.

Sounds like an old jakey that's forgotten to put his wallies in

Lequeen, we all have rickets up here. Lack of sunlight .