for thinking VINEGAR TITS is an attention seeking....

[VinegarTits]

BEATCH

I've been away, have missed ya

bumps for attention

She's a right caaa.

I missed you. How are you?

I am refreshed and headache free fanks

I saw some caaaaa's and a sheep that was looking for a baaaaaaar

How are you?

Are you back? Or still dongling?

I'm back

Have put my dongle away

Me? Oh I'm tickety boo. Missing you was alleviated somewhat by BoF managing to link TWC is a breastfeeding thread which was quite extraordinary and I, of course, thought of you.

Been a bit mad on here I can tell you. You're back though, status quo can be restored.

oh well done bof, twc on a bf thread, hilarious!

I missed all the Shiney bashing? (can i say that? or will it count as ganging up on the Shiney haters?) bloody hypocrites

We come as a bogof offer- have decided we are the Two Davids of the boards, with me being the squeaky bedwetting one that fits in the pocket. Only people who remember Spitting Image will get this reference.

oh you have to name change to BogOfFun now

I saw the ugliest looking sheep while i was away, it was damn ugly for a sheep

arf at BogofFun.

Dave Squared they are.

I saw a sheep commit suicide once. Wasn't even ugly.

hi guys
am bored

haahaaaaaa oh soh that made me laugh so much

poor sheep though how did it end it all?

I'm actually still in bed. DP is downstairs cooking an enormous breakfast. Don't tell anybody on our thread though.

Maybe the sheep was pretty and just got fed up of being objectified?

It was baaaard of life.

hehe, maybe it go sick of asking for the baaaaar

Sick of his friends bleating on. Could no longer follow the crowd.

Breakfast?

I know, I know. I was up shagging with the help of my steadfast cherry lube until gone six though, to be fair.

i'll never feel the same about cherries again

Afternoon Tits.
Hope you had a nice weekend.

Said sheep jumped off a cliff. Stood for a while first, looked down forlornly, shook its head a bit, raised its eyes to the sky in parting prayer and leapt to its death.

I'd need more than cherry lube to be up shagging till six. I'd need some kind of engine installed.

Heehee, was chanelling Mal there. Nah, no idea what I was doing. But it was a late one. I do enjoy not having children on a Sunday, it has to be said.