for thinking VINEGAR TITS is an attention seeking....

[VinegarTits]

BEATCH

I've been away, have missed ya

oh dear, i wander what was on its mind, maybe it thought it was really a cloud and could float, silly sheeep

Hi goobs, was good yep

I haven't stayed up shagging all night since i was in my twenties [old lady emotion]

I prefer Sundays when dh isn't up for work at 5am, waking the child in the process.

I've introduced her to bagpuss on dvd. Thank God for the saggy old cloth cat.

aww good old baggypuss

They just don't think it through.

I love Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss, old fat furry cat puss.

BogofFun - ah ha! caught ya!! I will tell all on our thread about your eating habits at this time of day....

I have retreated to a solo sausage position, rather than the full plate. A leetle delicate, if I'm honest...

Yes you've had enugh attention now, am asking for thread to be deleted to teach you a lesson in humility.

I massaged you BofF earlier!

Hmm solo sausage position eh! Sounds fun

i fell asleep half way though seeking some attention

damn bloody rude of me, i am reporting myself

How did I know I was being "channeled"

How many times - I HATE flavoured lube, especially cherry!

The super slippy love lube was put to excellent use last night though. We're both sporting sex related injuries today.

Ah, all is well in my world after another mental image of Mal shagging is seared into my hungover brain

Oh huzzah. Wasn't sure I'd make it through Sunday without a Mal Sex Tale with Added Info. But here she is, burning our retinas with the unstoppable images.

It's God's day. Or some other deity. Or deities. Or a day of rest. Or whatever. Desist. Please, for the love of all that is holy, desist.

Oh it was way better than mere shagging.

It also had the added bonus of bringing my period on , which was my ulterior motive - I'll leave you with the mental picture of me having my coil removed tomorrow.

I think I may go for a slide on DP's love pole. I am bored. Is that too much?

I'll get my coat.

I could do similar, but FIL is here so it wouldn't be polite, he already thinks the excercise ball we've got is some kind of kinky sex toy.

jeezuusss i'm traumatised

I've taken a vow of celibacy havent shagged in years, you can't say these things to me

Sorry VT, I seem to have sullied your thread.

Is this the kind of attention you want, Vinny?

A thread with your name on it descends into smut. Who'd have thought?

Ooh, Vinny, have you heard of the new iPad coming out in April? I want one.

My DS1 wants one of those BofF, he ain't got a cat in hells chance of getting one!!

DP is reading me iphone porn at the moment too- the new one due out this year will be totally amazing. He actually had me believing him that it would be see-through

Have massaged you, btw.