for thinking VINEGAR TITS is an attention seeking....

[VinegarTits]

BEATCH

I've been away, have missed ya

I have had the massage thanks BofF - twas very nice!

How much are they going to retail at?

Yes with an innocent name like mine, who have thought i would attract smut you would think i was TerryWogansCock or summit

Yes the ipad looks fabbo, i can only dream

I bought my Macbook Air with last years bonus, i get this years bonus in my next pay packet and i owe the LOT to fecking car repairs

IPad £389, don't know about the phone though. They are keeping it quiet so it doesn't upstage the IPad.

When did I become a techno-geek who starts threads about sandwiches?

i lust after Apple products

thats my smut for the day

Not a bad price then, I was thinking you were going to say something like £600 or £700. DS1 still cannot have one though!

for you bonus sorting out your car repairs Vinny.

iPad just sounds like something you would need if your mooncup was leaking.

There's an app for that

What the bloody buggery feck are you all talking about?

Do you know, I have no idea what an i whatsit or an 'app' is. I can't work the microwave. Genuinely can't work the dvd player.

I can rewire a kettle and hang shelves though.

at SOH!