for being new here and getting incredibly pissed of with what ds dd ds and all thoes lazy goobaltigoop lettering mean!!??

[cligan]

yea, please i need a mumsnet glossary or...

im pretty old fashioned for a 19 year old but please speak english and just type out the whole word????

and im not totaly stupid, i can understand that xh means ex husband... wow look how easy that was:P no wonder england is going to pot, kids have toooo many abreviations to ease them out of acctualy spelling!!

(yea tell me im unreasonable?)

I would consider fauve as a good translation of liver, it means faun...

Milly, post in Style and Beauty and ask Bonsoir where to buy a liver spotted stole, or somesuch.

Personally, I rather resent being called a bully. I made quite a few faux pas when I joined and after being ritually disembowelled as the years have gone by I have settled in nicely.

According to the French wikipedia it's foie et blanc

Also, I don't want to seem picky but the matter of extended punctuation as exemplified by the OP: can one exclamation mark suffice, do we think - in extremis?

PML where's my bullshit button when I need it.

I am smiling at this.

Cligan, I really really hope you are one of our members trying to lighten the mood around here.

If not, then surely a more sensible place for a first post may have been, oh , let's say CHAT rather than Am I Being Unreasonable? Didn't you read then statement at the top about how other posters will probably may disagree with you?

You remind me of my friends 19yo daughter except she has no children and a not-boyfriend at the moment.

She gets annoying very quickly. Some most of the time.

Thanks RustyBear - I stupidly didn't realise there was a French wikipedia. I shall now use it all the time!

Wow! What a weird thread!

Interestingly, the OP no longer has a profile ...

Damnit! I missed reading the ops profile!

Did discover a recipe for Lemon Drizzle cake to make up for it though

Love the way she used "OMG" instead of "Oh My God" in the excerpt someone posted too. Nicely ironic.

You see? I knew she had a spreadsheet....

Hilarious

sawshank redeption.......

May i point out that if she is NOT a troll, and merely a young lass of indifferent education, who had a rather ramshackle early life and is determined that her DC (sic) should not have similar, this flaming has been a little unnecessarily unkind?

That being said I'm credulous to the point of idiocy, so...

reality... are you a stalker ??

...and this is why I love Mumsnet...

Headbanger - do you think it was unkind - seriously? I mean, she did come galumphing on here saying 'ere, wots all these hemotticons and habbreviations then, :-P' - supposing she had been real, I think her hopening gambit was a leetle beet rude.

But I feel very cheerful about the whole thing, and I learned the French for 'liver-coloured', which is going to enhance anyone's life.

Yes but headbanger she called us iiijiots

Have to go back and read whole thread now, but just cos I am "old" and pedantic-and also want to show that little whipper-snapper that England is not necessarily going down "the pan"....accutaly.... is spelt actually.
I thank you.(secretly wishes she was 19 again,sigh).

It's just...I suppose in an ideal world one would reserve wholesale scathing mockery for people who weren't quite so plainly inarticulate and poorly-educated; but where's the fun in that.

Someone send her the link to Babycentre: she'll fit right in there.

what a strangely bizarre thread.

am loving the copy of her profile tho (well done reality....was getting annoyed with not being able to click on her profile before I got to your post)....how smug can one person sound.

could this possibly be DM tho in another disguise???

Well done reality