for being new here and getting incredibly pissed of with what ds dd ds and all thoes lazy goobaltigoop lettering mean!!??

[cligan]

yea, please i need a mumsnet glossary or...

im pretty old fashioned for a 19 year old but please speak english and just type out the whole word????

and im not totaly stupid, i can understand that xh means ex husband... wow look how easy that was:P no wonder england is going to pot, kids have toooo many abreviations to ease them out of acctualy spelling!!

(yea tell me im unreasonable?)

A "19 year old" with such an overly detailed profile who says things like "but I mean kids now are far worse" - this is so clearly a wind up that makes it funnier for me . A good distraction from my mountain of ironing anyway!

then why not ask where the glossary was instead of getting all aereated about abbreviations and pisspoor education?

What's everyone having for tea?

i just read the profile and i'm with shiney its definitely a wind up

please please stop poking out your tongue or i may have to chop it off!

Paul Whitehouse? Is this you?

I personally find that tinned tuna and bottled mayonnaise makes a vile delicious dish which my ds enjoys mightily.

Sadly, this is true.

But, Oh, how I wish I had known about packet gravy and mechanically reclaimed meat sausages way back when!

I for one am thrilled to have such an insightful, forthright and wise new mnetter to flame play with.

wow, im gald your all busy enough to get involed in what was just a want for a glossary, i really didnt mean much harm at all, im probably feeling worse than you lot on your high horses. i could say im gonna cure world hunger n youd all spit in my face because i didnt know what ds meant? seriously? im rather dumbfounded

oh feel free to still better yet waste your damn time to correct everything in my comments because there isnt enough s**t to worry about.

We're having roast chicken or, RC as we call it in this house.

We're having pasta for tea because I peeled all the veg for the slow cooker but can't be arsed to chop the veg up to make the stew. I need fly lady help.

oh, this is priceless. Is it a bounty attack again, or perhaps one of our treasured sorority feeling naughty?

I'm cooking healthily, from scratch, for my kids. They're having Bernard Matthews turkey nuggets. With some veg.

maybe you shold have asked if there was a gloassty?

and i make my own frigging stock may all you know. i cook my chicken. wake up at 6, stew it in boiling water n freeze it.

at MadameDefarge

Thats DRC surely

this is what happens when Mumsnet starts getting namechecked in every damnfool media outlet. It attracts a certain element.

there is your mistake, dear, you never, ever boil stock. it will make it taste rancid.

OK can anyone explain what :p means ?