To just not 'get the 'daily flying' lists which include things like "Had a shower.." ?

[Chablis]

Firstly, yes, I know IABU, but seriously, can someone explain why people make these long lists of things which include "put the dishwasher on" or "ate breakfast" or "cleaned teeth" as if they are some kind of major achievements on a to-do list?

Surely these are just things you do automatically, as part of living, non?

Surely it takes as long to type these things down, as it does to do them?

So what's the point? Seems a sort of self-delusion of leading a busy, productive lifestyle?

Isn't it all a bit, well, meh?

Word.

I see a series. I see worldwide syndication. I see a TV series, a feature film and spin off china models like granny flower ones in china baskets.

I see Pag's under nether frontals emblazoned on billboards across the land. Nay, world.

I would like a toilet roll cover thingy shaped like Pag's flowery cunt.

Can't find that exactly, but what about the whole Pag?

Hully as PR agent planning the selling of Pag's image rights

I've got this one (bottom right) which could be Pag's distinctly non-floral cervix

This one provides a nice counterpoint to Pag's flowery cunt.

All because of...............Pag's Flowery Cunt

I do so love this site

Now that is a find.

Wow. They are positively bargainous.

Blimey, Gibbon!

"The Velvet V represents in three-dimensional form the sacred portal to the feminine temple." etc., etc.

I keep saying I'm going to order one, I must get around to it.

We must all get them. Like masonic aprons.

They are 'magickal bags' Princess

I hope I am as overcome as the lady at the top of the main page. She must have been delighted to recieve hers in the post judging by the look of her.

[ahem]

I feel the jewellery line should be discreet and upmarket

I am going to have to change my name, arn't I

She looks a little..overcome

Good grief If I wore it like an apron I'd be forever absent mindedly fiddling with it.

may I present the furniture line

[grin pag

The tag line "you can never have too many vulvas" is a bit scary somehow...

even

I wonder where you put your keys?

Perhaps it has a discreet little pocket somewhere...