To just not 'get the 'daily flying' lists which include things like "Had a shower.." ?

[Chablis]

Firstly, yes, I know IABU, but seriously, can someone explain why people make these long lists of things which include "put the dishwasher on" or "ate breakfast" or "cleaned teeth" as if they are some kind of major achievements on a to-do list?

Surely these are just things you do automatically, as part of living, non?

Surely it takes as long to type these things down, as it does to do them?

So what's the point? Seems a sort of self-delusion of leading a busy, productive lifestyle?

Isn't it all a bit, well, meh?

Look at us all saying

PAG'S FLOWERY CUNT over and over

(times like this I so wish for font size privileges)

Do you think it's tingling like ears going red?

What's tingling?

Pag's flowery cunt?

Yes, PAG'S FLOWERY CUNT

Oh. I thought we'd stopped saying Pags flowery cunt?

I've not started saying Pags flowery cunt yet. cos I'm too polite.

Now let that be the last we hear of Pag's flowery cunt.

So we've not stopped saying Pag's flowery cunt?

Oh. I thought we'd stopped saying Pags flowery cunt?

But I've only just started saying Pags flowery cunt and that is such a risque thing for me to do.

It's ok kitten, you go right ahead and keep saying Pag's flowery cunt.

So we've not stopped saying Pag's flowery cunt?

this isn't even in chat.

if anyone searches cunt I am going to appear a lot which Is Not Great.

(but [snort] at ears burning)

Now let that be the last we hear of Pag's flowery cunt.

Pag,
Can I express my deep sorrow for having played a part in the 'Pag's flowery cunt'
scandel.

Hully,
Yes, let that be the last we hear about Pag's flowery cunt.

This is certainly the last time I am ever going to mention the famous floral Paggy nether, aka, Pag's flowery cunt.

Oh dear Pag,
Your Cunt is so flowery,
I'd wager it so fine,
it could be used as a dowry.

It is loved by many,
Though seen only by few
I wonder how many
have sniffed it's perfume?

I've just worked it out - Pag Is Lady Chatterly!! it all fits - flowery cunt, beeywetifool house the lot!!

[Huff] that Gibbon managed to produce two verses about Pag's flowery cunt.

I can't believe I've missed Pag's flowery cunt

You has well missed it, guy.

But maybe vol. 2 will be The Return of Pag's Flowery Cunt?

I is gutted Hully man, gutted. I bet Pag's flowery cunt is well safe innit?

vol 2 ?

[faints]