For threatening to piss on my dps head and removing a sizeable chunk of hair ?

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Apparently I am as he has communicated by grunt all day

It all came to a head in bed last night. When the hint of snaking his arms around my waist, brushing my boobs and grabbing my thighs in what he obviously thinks is a suggestive manner failed the dry humping started and built to such a vigorous crescendo my ring piece puckered in fear!!

Yes dp I am fully aware It's been a while however you sealed your own fate when you commented on my wobbly bits during a particulary active game of hunt the sausage!!

However, none of the above is the main issue, the straw that broke this old rusty camels back was poking me awake at 3am after I'd finally shook you off ( and built a wall of pillows ) to ask me if I'd bought your nasty old cowbg of a fucking mother a birthday fucking card !!

The hated fucking Bitch who discarded our two kids one by one when she found out they were defective and now wants to concentrate only on her perfect daughters perfect child.

Oh yes,the woman who said our daughter 'didnt have the brains' to ask us 'why dosent nannie like me any more'

So tell me, aibu to respond by responding by ripping out a chunk of chest hair, and threatening to piss on his cunting head ?

( disclaimer, I also threatend to force feed him his testicles but didnt want to put it in the thread title )

It's not an issue- but I guess it's unusual to lurk so long and be chomping at the bit

I was only joking, just wide awake tonight thats all. Had some crap news today and wanted to chill out and relax

god I hope not and I found your OP very funny as in tongue in cheek for me NEBS.

I wouldnt be to happy with being woken at 3am either.

I,ve had a look, its a dieting thingy, I only have 10 stone to lose!!

Haha pithyslicker, thats a goodun that is

But you said Wordsworth, what about Keats, Shelley, Byron, Coleridge,and Blake?

Thanks dollyps, seems my crime is to be likeable I can handle that !!

ok i'm bored now.

I did not lurk by choice ! you have to receive a link via e mail to join and my e mail was down !!

And blinks, pmsl

bored thread blinks?

sure, US.

Nebs - I have suffered from depression for years too - looking back, I was depressed in my mid teens, when I was being bullied. It is such an awful hellhole to drag yourself out of, and you have my sympathy.

I'm on antidepressants, and attending group therapy, and I hope, eventually, to be able to stop taking the tablets - I feel I'm measuring my life out, one tablet at a time.

Have you tried taking St Johns Wort? Or over-the-counter sleep medication? Just for the short term, to enable you to get your sleep patterns back to normal - lack of sleep is the one thing guaranteed to make my depression feel 100 times worse - though stupidly, I don't go to bed early ever, because I am afraid I won't be able to drop off unless I am absolutely shattered, so I probably never get enough sleep.

Anyhow - I hope things start improving for you.

Thanks for that sdtg, I have thought of trying st johns wort, It's worth a go!At the mo I try to keep busy and am very involved in the kids schools and local support groups,our local branch of the national autistic society is very good and I saw a psychotherapist through them for a while.

My depression started as quite a young child but there were underlying issues,it came to a head in my teens ,I was 13 and my cousin had died quite suddenly, she was only a day younger than me and my best friend, she was also very witty, popular and bright everything I wasnt and I did go through a spate of hurting myself for a while as I thought the wrong 'twin' had died. (we were called the siamese twins as we were always together)

I met my dp not long afterwards and although I moan about him and he is a solidified pain in my arse he was and always has been my rock.