For threatening to piss on my dps head and removing a sizeable chunk of hair ?

[nevereatbrownsnow]

Apparently I am as he has communicated by grunt all day

It all came to a head in bed last night. When the hint of snaking his arms around my waist, brushing my boobs and grabbing my thighs in what he obviously thinks is a suggestive manner failed the dry humping started and built to such a vigorous crescendo my ring piece puckered in fear!!

Yes dp I am fully aware It's been a while however you sealed your own fate when you commented on my wobbly bits during a particulary active game of hunt the sausage!!

However, none of the above is the main issue, the straw that broke this old rusty camels back was poking me awake at 3am after I'd finally shook you off ( and built a wall of pillows ) to ask me if I'd bought your nasty old cowbg of a fucking mother a birthday fucking card !!

The hated fucking Bitch who discarded our two kids one by one when she found out they were defective and now wants to concentrate only on her perfect daughters perfect child.

Oh yes,the woman who said our daughter 'didnt have the brains' to ask us 'why dosent nannie like me any more'

So tell me, aibu to respond by responding by ripping out a chunk of chest hair, and threatening to piss on his cunting head ?

( disclaimer, I also threatend to force feed him his testicles but didnt want to put it in the thread title )

stay awake during the day dafty

I've always been prone to really bad bouts of depression from as far back as I can remember, usually I feel it coming on and manage to shake it away, this time its been going on for months and I don't know what to do

I isnt that simple,god knows I've tried, Its like pulling my duvet over my do (which is what I literally do) takes everything away

Today tho I,ve made a real effort and for the most part HAVE stayed awake but I still don't think Im gonn sleep

For what it is worth nevereatbrownsnow, I think your post was hilarious and I am sure you will be a great hit on here and look forward to more posts

hanks justsue, but it does seem like some of the older mnetters feel newbies have to prove their worth and god forbid any who come fearlessly flying in like me !!

your writing style is like that of a seasoned mnetter, hence the mistrust.

what help have you had for your depression?

I did see somebody for a while, didnt seem to help tho and I AM determined to get myself out of this.

My writing style is just that, I can't and won't change it tho I have wrote blogs for yrs, s'pose it could be that and I've obv picked up bits that go down well from other m netters, but what on earth would be the point in pretending to be somebody else The accusation sems a bit pointless to me based purely on my writng style !!

nevereatbrownsnow: I think you are the bravest person that I know of and good luck to you for the future.x To the others that are judging her sense of writing, if you dont like it dont read it and go to another post that you do like

Well you got the troll hunters noses twitching to be sure nebs ..not always a bad thing

What the hecks wordsworth got to do with anything thought this was a parents group, not some genius writers group !!!!!!!!

I'm accused of god knows for calling shiney, shiney (an obvious shorening imo ) and yet she straight off calls me nebs, also an obvious shortening !!

And I would be such a pointless troll

And thanks justsue

Think there might have been a troll shortage this week tho... so fair game really

Don't stress, keep posting- we will sniff you out if you are a reg, and if you're not, then you obviously just fit right in, so no sweat

Did you like my MN knowledge thread for you?

Come and join us on the Shiney threads in General Health- we don't bite, like to chat about all sorts and it's a good way to make friends.

Methinks the troll hunters need to do, like hunting actual trolls

Tanks bitoffun, didnt think it would be seen as an issue to fit in tho, seems ya can't win

ah but it IS a genius writers group.

the daily mail think so anyway. they get most of their filler tat from here.

As far as I know Wordsworth wrote Romantic poetry, Is that the way we have to write on MN now?

Hey how come I aint been invited to the general health thread

oh pithyslicker
my heart doth flicker
and, er, ticker
for thine words shine bright
or maybe i've got summat in my eye...

one of NEB's bloke's pubes perhaps.