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Hullygully · 28/01/2010 12:09

Or not?

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Hullygully · 08/02/2010 15:27

Gibbon and chums spread the love

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pagwatch · 08/02/2010 15:29

Pag and small buttocked friends share the love

Hullygully · 08/02/2010 15:31
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pagwatch · 08/02/2010 15:32

I am worried about the Captain. Is he quite the full ticket? Did we not lose various items and appendages en route - or were those cold cuts past their sell by date and are, even now, playing tricks with my mind....

GibbonInARibbon · 08/02/2010 15:40

the gang really get into it now

GibbonInARibbon · 08/02/2010 15:41

the flutist is making me giggle like a child

GibbonInARibbon · 08/02/2010 15:44

ooohh I quite like this

Umami · 08/02/2010 17:33

This ball diverts me not. When do we depart for the sub-continent?

pagwatch · 08/02/2010 17:35

umami - you look most fetching in that dressing gown

Hullygully · 08/02/2010 17:51

I could have danced all night I could have danced all night and still have begged for more la la la la la a...Oh, why does the Prince Regent look so cross? Doesn't he like his new sister?

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Umami · 08/02/2010 19:25

Thanks Pag, I do look lovely don't I? I got one for you too - red or blue?

Hullygully · 08/02/2010 19:28

Whohowwhatwherewhen?

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Umami · 08/02/2010 19:32

I really couldn't say.

pagwatch · 08/02/2010 19:34

you are most fetching . I suit red, it matches my nose very well.

Hully - well done how hard you have worked and with so little time to spread your love. And how prettily you sing. Look, how Lord Simon of Callow is enchanted by your tune.

Beware - do not inflame the jealous mistress Siniita - a most muscular wench...

Hullygully · 08/02/2010 19:36

Lavenders blue dilly dilly
Lavenders green
You'll all be sorry dilly dilly
When I am queen

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Hullygully · 08/02/2010 19:40

Who is MiladydeWinter? Do I know her? (In a regal sense obviously)

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pagwatch · 08/02/2010 19:42

Your highness

Lord Simon would like you to sing a tune entitled Aga doo. I believe it may be a lady exhorting her stove to burn. And he wishes you to

pagwatch · 08/02/2010 19:45

ooops - have to swwooonnn

xxxx

Hullygully · 08/02/2010 19:46

I don't believe I'm altogether speaking to you

Have a flower

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pagwatch · 08/02/2010 20:00

Umami sent us biscuits which had a most fetching image of her in a dressing gown. She appeared to be encouraging us to buy after shave
I am not sure where she has moved the picture too - it was very pretty.

Umami · 08/02/2010 20:11

Hmmmm, my biscuits were, I think, only ever biscuits.

Pag has been looking at hot lesbian nightwear porn again, and is trying to blame me.

Hullygully · 08/02/2010 20:23

Sent biscuits on this thread? (ponders whether is losing last few remaining marbles)

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Umami · 08/02/2010 22:02

Yes, yes, biscuits for all, with the love baked right into them along with the chunks of chocolate.

Hullygully · 08/02/2010 22:09

Yo bro, wassup? Is you tinkin I is butters? I is bare sick, innit, and I is going to be queen.

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GibbonInARibbon · 09/02/2010 08:52
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