To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

[Hullygully]

ah, but which IKEA, hully?

Lakeside, Ms Mary. The very devil.

[bbiscuit]

Any more acid, anyone?

Where's my mummy?

In fact, who is my mummy?

Mmmmm me please.
I have packed lunches to do. I could do with some multi coloured entertainment.

The party has been much preoccupied with matters close to home.
I wonder will there be more festivities during the coming week when routine bekons and there seems more time to piss about visit this dear ensemble...

me please to acid
not me please to being Nigels mummy.

Pag, I would not dare to peer in my fridge in search of nourishment. Because I know for a fact that it contains:

a small carton of milk (hooray! this is not often present)
half a lemon, half decayed
a smidge of tonic water (now gorn flat)

A few minutes ago, it also contained a bottle of wine. But this has now escaped into my study paw.

Mummmeeeeeee!

It's all right Nigel, you annoying little tick. I'm sharpening the knives for later, not for you.

Now bugger orff and play with dragon's teeth or something.

I'm your mummy Nigel darling and pay no heed to such vipers as the princess

Pag is your wet nurse when I am not here to feed you and Hully and Umami are spiritual guides of a kind.

The men are quite frankly poor role models that should be ignored.

MadameD is also around to help you Nigel dear though she has many guises.

Just seen evidence that MadameD is infact you Nigel dear!

Gibbon, it's not easy to sort wheat from chaff round here, is it?

Hiya lol! We've cum 2 rescue poor likkle bubba Nigel from u nasty cows lol. Quick, huns, grab the bubba and put him in the armoured Jane pmsl!

Quick the Pram Huns cometh!

I must hide and quickly

Stop her lol! She's getting away with the poor bubba! Don't worry Nigel ((((((hugs))))))) u will soon b safe with us lol!

Quinny battallion, prepare 2 launch buggy boards, range 500 yards, elevation 25 degrees lol!

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2 days 4 hours since I last smothered someone with a clip-on raincover.

LOL OMG!!!! She is like flying reallly fast. Oh babes how r we gonna catch her now?

I need some (((((((((hugs)))))))))))) lol

I had the most unusual dream. I was here on Olympus, but all of you dear ladies were in fact flame-haired gentleman with impressive musculature, bare knees and small flat hats of a sort. We ran around the mountain with Artemis hunting for a small wild creature known as a haggis. When we finally captured the beast, we made a small fire of MsMary's pamphlets and roasted the poor thing, and then the gentleman who was Pag took me into yon birch grove to show me his sporran. Most odd. I wonder if it was somehow prophetic of current events?

that 'tis pity she's a whore' faux pas was priceless

Dont worry hun (((((((hugs to u)))))))) just do wot u can. B urself lol!

LOL I've got a regiment of flying Haucks cuming in to cut her off lol!!!!

OMG I luv ur footmuff will u swop 4 this p&t cocoon? its got the built-in Gattling gun.

(must work must work must work must work)

(What was the Tis pity do-dah?)

OMG babes it's the Sport Apple one yeah lets swap lol!!! awww hun am sending so many ((((((hugs)))))))

I wish I had u're strength though hun, u can fold down that silver cross in seconds I wonder if I'll ever get so fast lol!! oohh have something for you hunny I've heard the higher up we go the colder it gets lol!
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(hully remember when Umami accidently posted something for our thread on the wrong one? She said 'tis a pity she's a whore' the thread was a mother asking advice on her 5 year old child)

I still lol in RL when I remember how she had to get the comment deleted.