To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

[Hullygully]

I am not sure about Abercrombie though. He can't be Hully, Hully couldn't do mute. And the whole snake inserting thing would have been weird wouldn't it?

(Don't tell myself, but I saw my ex-husband Mr Snow on a bumsex thread. I was shocked. When I told me he was into pendulums (pendula, I suppose) I did not think that that was what I meant.)

..also what pagwatch said about bra (was referring to earlier post)

...now wonders if I am in fact pagwatch

therefore not pagwatch. QED

Everyone is Hully, but Hully is actually Abercrombie. QED.

(AIBU to be really liking the name Abercrombie these days? )

I don't exist at all.

Are all you pesky women still here? Weren't you supposed to be in Luxor? Or did the timetable of the gods go awry again?

Here

Hmmmmm....quite like the look of this Ares.....

ooh! get old aresy over there...

Who do you think you Ares?
You Arse!

God, have just been hunting with Artemis

Wotta girl

She plays lacrosse too, you know. Have you caught something for lunch? I'm starving.

Good I am hungry too.
If I give MsMary a swift rub down with some GodBalm for Aching Immortals, would someone find some salad to have with that road kill magnificent deer she has beought back from her huntin' trip?

Is there any nectar left?

C'mon Nigel. You are three weeks old now. Time for weaning surely? Here have a lemons to suck. God, you look like your Mother!

God, no, not salad, Gibbon will get all upset if she sees us eating anything herbaceous. There was some manna hanging around - how about venison-inna-bun? Pop us a drop of that nectar in me coffee would you, there's a love.

Tis not a deer, merely a deer shaped turnip

I consume only vegetable based matter and cannot bear to spill blood simply as a leisure pursuit!

We have been drag hunting. Artemis is coming round to my way of thinking and is doing everything she can to accommodate my whims in spite of being previously a committed shedder of blood

She is also showing a great deal of interest in my pamphlets, which I have to say is more than some people have managed thus far in our acquaintanceship

gah!

Oh, Pag, are you restricted? Come here, dear, I will unlace you

You should not wear these stays and bone contraptions, you know! They are designed solely by men, and are simply a tool this patriarchal society uses to keep us down and doing their bidding!

cast them aside!

...or why not try a nice calico vest, like this one? I designed it myself

I'll have you know it has been said I look fabulous sucking anything Pag dear...lemons included

Feel free to have salad my friends, thought it was very thoughtful of you to consider my feelings widow

I am off foliage now, never quite seemed to sate my appetite as it were

Most informative.

Ah IKEA, the house of pleasure and pain.