To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

[Hullygully]

(Hully - James accidentally posted 'Tis pity she's a whore', intended for here and Molly, I think, on a thread asking about a 5 year old and a birthday party, or something very similar. I will find it.)

Was James, not me! Honest!! Unless I am James???

Ahhh yes twas James...sorry Umami didn't mean to finger you for the crime [carry onesque]

He he he, that James is a one and no mistake.

Where is James? Mayhap he plans a cunning rearguard action against the marauding Huns...perchance young Lester accompanies him although I fear Cutlass lacked the necessary stamina, men are not what they once were.

Dear Gibbon wheels high overhead with Nigel, let us hope Pegasus has the strength to stay aloft whilst we massacre the Huns. I knew we should have killed the Queen. What say we remove our corsets and fashion a giant net type thing? I don't know quite how we might use it, but twould not only release us from our stays, but would offer a chance of a little light macrame.

Oh, heavens, I have been fingered by a hun in training! I am quite undone.

Here, Hully, here are my stays, may they do you good. Perhaps we might catapult Abercrombie at them?

I have it! Catapult me at them and I shall bring down the Queen with my poisoned ring! What think you? What substance would best serve in bringing about the demise of a hun?

Do not risk caterpaulting abercrombie - he could well take someones eye out.

I shall stay here I think, hiding behind protecting Nigel.
The huns frighten me.I can feel my interest in folded capacity and suitability for urban terrain becoming all encompassing.

Helppppppp...

yes yes, caterpault umami. Make sure her ring is pointing at the Queen - that should cause the maximum distress.
What a sight she will be, flying like a beautiful winking missile !

No Pag, NO! Put. The. Change. Bag. Down.

An? An? My typing is all gone to buggery today. The huns!!! They must be emitting some sort of radiation, 'tis messing with my mind lol!

Fear not fair Paggy, Nigel is aloft with Gibbon, soaring through the skies with Pegasus...(see above). Stay strong, resist the siren call of travel systems and matching luggage set, it can only end in tears and bankruptcy..

A goodly plan, Widow! I think we might have at them with slings. A simple sling with ne'er an integrated bottle warmer in sight should make them tremble. Prepare to be launched!

I have hear a sling which I wove out of lentils myself. Will it suffice? They were de Puy, that should make it strong enough.

It is a far, far better thing I do today....but wait, I do not have the poison!

It sounds ideal. So, aim the ring at the Queen as Pag said and as the others flock to her aid, encircle them with the lentil sling and bind them fast! Easy.

Go Widow Go!

and she's outta here ...

Huzzah!

Banazai!

For Nigel, and for swooning!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thar she blows!

Oh Lord she is a Denis Wise short of the target...
But watch her go! the queen is mighty scared - I doubt she has seen a woman wave her ring around with such threat before...

Erm Queenie...those girls are getting right het up lol, be careful hun, one has some dodgy ring or somefing (((((hugs))))))

Widow! Widow! Oh no She has sailed right past! See the Queen laugh and now she rallies the Huns and sets off in pursuit! How the pram wheels turn and spark!

oh oh what have we done?

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...............

Use the turnip! It is organic!