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To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2010 18:01

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Hullygully · 28/01/2010 11:37

And bow (or curtsey as appropriate)

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GibbonInARibbon · 28/01/2010 11:38

(RL lol @ Pag)

Oh see how we are all happy! Ahhh tis truly wonderful

Umami · 28/01/2010 11:44

Oh frabjous day! By some happy chance I have become married to the Sheikh, despite his reservations about the institution. However, in spite of his being the richest man in the world, I shall not murder him! I shall divorce him (for surely he was tricked into the wedding), become his concubine and marry other rich men and kill them off to further add to my lover's fortune! Oh that all women could be as happy as I!

And I see Paggy is wed too, and to a man no less! Still, Pag, if you and Mr Beuamaris wish to join us, the Sheikh does not object to such things, though he may want to add in a couple of extra concubines, for he prefers a 2:1 woman:man ratio.

Oh where will our adventures take us next?

Umami · 28/01/2010 11:51

Pag visiting Umami and the Sheikh

Umami · 28/01/2010 11:56

Gibbon, Nigel, The Ambassador and Dwayne (Abercrombie's son) visit the D'jboutis for a holiday

Umami · 28/01/2010 12:00

Ah, and I see dear Mimi is just at this very moment marrying Miles!

Oh, happy endings for all! Not sure about her choice of dress though

Umami · 28/01/2010 12:07

Ah, but I see even Mimi was outdone! In a finish which rocked society, MsMary married Avon, who it turned out was not actually married to Leonie, who was in fact, somehow, the Dowager Duchess. So there.]]

Umami · 28/01/2010 17:23

Right. Is everyone married who wants to be married?

Umami · 28/01/2010 20:34

Reader, we married them.

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