Oh frabjous day! By some happy chance I have become married to the Sheikh, despite his reservations about the institution. However, in spite of his being the richest man in the world, I shall not murder him! I shall divorce him (for surely he was tricked into the wedding), become his concubine and marry other rich men and kill them off to further add to my lover's fortune! Oh that all women could be as happy as I!
And I see Paggy is wed too, and to a man no less! Still, Pag, if you and Mr Beuamaris wish to join us, the Sheikh does not object to such things, though he may want to add in a couple of extra concubines, for he prefers a 2:1 woman:man ratio.
Oh where will our adventures take us next?