to want all threads about soft play centre brawls and facebook misunderstandings to be LABELELD in the title so i can see to avoid them

[RonNumber]

amen

or not

Amen to Facebook ones but I do like a nice Soft Play debate

maybe we should have a 'misunderstandings and squabbles' section??

Agree facebook 'OMG I posted something on someone's wall now someone's blocked me OMG my boyfriend keeps facebooking my best friend's mum wtf' crap threads from hell.

If you are not 15 you shouldn't be on facebook anyway. I will brook no argument.

ooh very good idea
with a voting system

oh yes GOML

i agree
"and he said what babay and i said our baby i am pregnant wiht and why have you poked my wall and taken my farm animals"

don't forget parking and birthday parties

Agree with the Facebook ones, after all there is now a dedicated Facebook topic so anyone who posts about it elsewhere on the board should instantly have their MN membership terminated IMHO.

lol oh party invitations are pretty annoying
but once oyu have accepted that and moved on there is little more to say.

and parking

i want the toddlers mug shots up there

name :joshy
age - 2.5
offence - affray with blunt instrument

co defendant tarquin and algie

There is a facebook topic?

Lovely, something else to hide!

facebook has its own topic now? really? sheesh

i am like a german machine gun on the first day of the battle of the somme somedays

POW POW POW POW

Ooh yes "birthday party, byzantine complexity of" topic is needed.

Actually, "invitations" topic covering weddings, parties, etc so they can all go and rant together please.

As well as "MIL issues". I love my MIL to bits so never have any moans to contribute to MIL threads.

As well as facebook moron topic, mobile phone/texting dramas topic. There will also need to be a disclaimer at the top of this topic "anyone who comes on here because they have sneakily been reading thier boyfriend's text messages on his phone may get harsh judgement"

Facebook topic here

Anyone who posts about it elsewhere should get a life be pointed in that direction

Was disappointed with current active soft-play thread as OP is v reasonable

I only like the ones when the parent of a 4m old is ranting about 3yr olds in the under 3's area

Or that they serve blue Slush Puppies as refreshment

oh no i approve of snoopage

yes we need a good old 'satanic 3 year old stood on my babies face' thread were it turns out teh baby is 6 months old and the mother was to busy reading grazia to pay attention.

lol or in loo snorting cocaine off a plastic clowns head

i once saw a couple copulating in the car park at our local gaff

I would like to see all "What would you do?" questions in the "What would you do?" TOPIC.

It doesn't seem like much to ask. Every time someone gets it wrong I have to start thinking about filing systems, and that's always upsetting.

Often the 3yr old in question is running about in a crazy fashion

And the Mum is nowhere to be seen. Sometimes SITTING DOWN WITH A COFFEE

Yes MIL ones should be in their own little hideable subsection. I am dangerously close to being a MIL myself and we are all just LOVELY.

'what would jesus do?' would be great. i would like to think jesus would never park in a disabled spot even if he was just dashing in for some fags.

EB you sound like Stephen Baldwin

Facebook has it's own topic?!?

I missed that.

Have just posted on softplay topic, partly from nostalgia.

Like Dorian Gray - it never gets older. But I found it oddly reassuring.

I guess it's a bit like Venice. The sense of shock when you discover it for the first time is the same for everyone, repeated infinitely.

But at the same time, not like Venice at all.