OK so if expressos are bad, how about prostrate problems and not being pacific enough?!!

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....and whilst we're on it, who's been put to sleep by an anaethetist???!!!!

....and people who think there is a K on the end of the word anything....

I have heard people say supposebly instead of supposedly!

This thread is unessetable.

Entiredly agree.

did you say sumfink?

did you loose your mind?

and who the hell is Pepper Pig?

You are acshually being unreasonable

Just off to walk the rockweiler...

you are proberly not BU

I had an email at work last year from someone advertising their 'Chester Draw' for sale.

And no I'm not joking.

never mind all that - there is nothing worse than the offers available in-store today!

Oh bunny I remember seeing that in the freeads, made me snort.

I wonder if they brought it from a shop

Can't stop i'm off to eat and Advocado Pear.

Glad it's not just me then.

Oh and while we are on the subject the plural of cappuccino is CAPPUCCINI.

Also, do you hate the use of ampersands instead of the word 'and' or am I just uber pedantic?

yes, and the singilar of scampi is scampo.

I feel people's ability to handle the demands of the English language is rapidly deteriating(goes off to bang head against wall)

and the pronunciation of 'flaccid' as 'flassid'

IT'S FLAXID - AS IN ACCIDENT

MIL says kekkle and bokkle instead of kettle and bottle.

And I know someone who said borned, instead of born.

E.g. When X was borned...

I aksed my Secatary about this she said Wa'eva

Tescos.

What's wrong with people?

I'm hyperventilating at the thread title alone - don't think I dare read anymore!

How about incorrect use of 'text' in the past tense? E.g. I text her yesterday.