OK so if expressos are bad, how about prostrate problems and not being pacific enough?!!

[shushpenfold]

....and whilst we're on it, who's been put to sleep by an anaethetist???!!!!

Sangwiches

It's just a wee phrase he's going through

I pacifically said

Skellington
(Sorry I can't be bothered to think of a witty way to work that into a sentence)

Nucular bomb

Birminam.

What the bloody hell is going on with apostrophes while we're here? I see has'nt and is'nt more and more and even mean't.

And, er...

IT'S ETC NOT ECT FGS.

brought instead of bought

Misuse of your and you're, and they're, there and their

Not that hard, surely???

Would you like some of my tortillas and guacamole?

It's "torteeyas" and "guacamolee" you scumbags.

redchested for registered makes my teeth itch every time I hear it

YAB truely U

Joking aside, what's the answer? Many people are dyslexic and many have other genuine issues with literacy, after all.

I'm just lazy!

donnie - actually flassid or flaxxid is correct and it is spelt deteriorating.

XP used to say anaestnistnist... lol

arrggh pacific

LUGsureious

Tesco's had Artic roll on special offer the other day...

or your sarcasm is too subtle for me?

does anyone have any Muslim cloths?

grrrr.

I nearly popped with wannabe pedantic angst reading this thread title, till my sense of humour caught up.

CuriostyKHK, I was wondering if I had missed an incredibly subtle joke. I have never heard that word pronounced flaxxid (maybe I've had a very sheltered life, or been lucky enough never to have to discuss flaccidity)

Why are youse all not in your pedantic corner?? Thought you all like it there
oops

I know someone who says her son runs for charity wearing just one those skimpy throngs. And my sis always says nearnly instead of nearly. Drives me mad!

I am just sending my friend a TEX

I would of reported you all for being utterly discusting, but I am too busy tidying my draws.

I once had a temp job in a jeweller's, during the course of which people came into ask to look at:

• the gold psycho (that was momentarily startling...)
• the white goosey

in the window.

And I nearly rejected DH when on our second date he ordered brooshetta rather than broos-ketta. Luckily, I got over myself although I daresay there are those who would beg to differ

Mog what were those people actually asking for? Am flummoxed!

Do you want to lend my dictionary then?

Someone told me today they had set their watch by Mr Ben