To refuse to go on holiday with DH!!!!!!

[Shoshe]

He recently left the Army and as many ex soldiers are wont to do, grew a beard.

A nice neat goatee, I loved it.

He has just come down stairs after having a shower and he has shaved the beard off!

LEAVING A 70'S PORN STAR TACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he is refusing to shave it off!!!!!!!!!!

Thinks it is bloody hilarious, I have warned him, if not off time we go on holiday next month I will leave him behind.

Surely IANBU!

YANBU!! A pussy tickler??? EWWWWWWW!!!

Oh no Shoshe, I was going to be all sympathetic , but this ha just made me laugh out loud , my DD is giving me strange looks
I posted in the summer with the same title ,but I'm afraid mine was not so jolly.
Tell him its like a rat on his lip, or shave a bit off in his sleep

He is admiring himself in the mirror, YUK YUK YUK

Reckons he looks like brad Pitt with his.

He so does NOT!

And anyway I dont like Brad Pitt!!!

Shave him when he's asleep

Floss its just AWFUL [sobs]

Shall I send you a razor,its the only way to go?

Perhaps you should refuse to shave anything until the 'tache comes off.

is this your dh

if so, YANBU

Oh that's a good suggestion!!!

(Brad Pitt is icky.)

mmmmmmmm maybe

[looks at leags and realises might be a bit late to threaten that]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! That pic is... words fail me!!

fam, there is a resemblance!

Ok going to chippy it better be gone when I get back!

My ex- did that. I laughed at him every time I saw him. He didn't like that, so shaved it off!

Look at it this way , at least he can grow a tache, my DH has a bloody big gap in the middle if he does . Now that really does look stupid , I can't think of a polite description.
You've cheered up my day no end BTW

he'll probably shave it off before your holiday anyway. Dontcha know it's Mo-vember? Dignified silence required - treat like small child, ignore attention seeking behaviour and reward/praise good behaviour.

am back, it is still there!

I refused to batter his sausage at the chippy, so he got a long nude one

LeQueen, what are these favours you so speak of?

Is he a para? That such a para thing to do.. in fact such a "just got back from a tour" thing to do.

I think they look cute.

ah I see, so if he dosnt shave it off, I wont make him a cup of tea?????

(he isnt getting anything else, I am recovering from Swine Flu, and havn't got as much energy as an 80 year old)

No he wasn't a para, Royal Sigs, but they are all the same

The holiday is our gratuity holiday, so as its his money paying for it, I better let him go

But I could always then feed him to the crocs on the Nile