To refuse to go on holiday with DH!!!!!!

[Shoshe]

He recently left the Army and as many ex soldiers are wont to do, grew a beard.

A nice neat goatee, I loved it.

He has just come down stairs after having a shower and he has shaved the beard off!

LEAVING A 70'S PORN STAR TACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he is refusing to shave it off!!!!!!!!!!

Thinks it is bloody hilarious, I have warned him, if not off time we go on holiday next month I will leave him behind.

Surely IANBU!

[JackBauer]

Wasn't your DH in teh bike display team? So he's basically a biker with a tache?

Be thankful he doesn't look like this

[piprabbit]

Keep a bag of false taches by the door and insist anyone entering the house has to wear one (incl. yourself, DC etc.), as you are trying to make sure DH doesn't feel like an outsider.

[verytellytubby]

Immac

[PerArduaAdNauseum]

Don't shave it - dye it. Red. Mwahahaha.

[4kidsandlovingit]

My OH is also ex Sigs but never grew a tash. tried to go for the long sideburns when he came out though!
Tell him he looks like hes in the RAF that should do it!

[mumof2rugrats]

when he asleep get a veet strip and leave it on for him to pull off he might think twice about growing another one

[Shoshe]

No he wasn't a para, Royal Sigs, but they are all the same

The holiday is our gratuity holiday, so as its his money paying for it, I better let him go

But I could always then feed him to the crocs on the Nile

[Shoshe]

ah I see, so if he dosnt shave it off, I wont make him a cup of tea?????

(he isnt getting anything else, I am recovering from Swine Flu, and havn't got as much energy as an 80 year old)

[Hando]

Is he a para? That such a para thing to do.. in fact such a "just got back from a tour" thing to do.

I think they look cute.

[Shoshe]

LeQueen, what are these favours you so speak of?

[groundhogs]

[Shoshe]

am back, it is still there!

I refused to batter his sausage at the chippy, so he got a long nude one

[Lexilicious]

he'll probably shave it off before your holiday anyway. Dontcha know it's Mo-vember? Dignified silence required - treat like small child, ignore attention seeking behaviour and reward/praise good behaviour.

[flossie64]

Look at it this way , at least he can grow a tache, my DH has a bloody big gap in the middle if he does . Now that really does look stupid , I can't think of a polite description.
You've cheered up my day no end BTW

[MaryBS]

My ex- did that. I laughed at him every time I saw him. He didn't like that, so shaved it off!

[Shoshe]

fam, there is a resemblance!

Ok going to chippy it better be gone when I get back!

[Jacksmama]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! That pic is... words fail me!!

[shockers]

[Shoshe]

mmmmmmmm maybe

[looks at leags and realises might be a bit late to threaten that]

[Jacksmama]

Oh that's a good suggestion!!!

(Brad Pitt is icky.)

[famishedass]

is this your dh

if so, YANBU