for thinking that Gordon Ramsay is quite sexy?

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

I know he's an arrogant, sexist, foul mouthed not obviously attractive man!! But.....

Oh yes yummy in a dirty, naughty, sexy kind of way, bet he goes like a train! Choo choo to my house Gordon!!

God I hope Tana is not a Mumsnetter....

i imagine its not first time anyone said GR is minging,so she would worry too much

Hmm its a hard choice.

Marry Hugh (he'd be good for my allotment hahahahaha)

Def push Gordon off a cliff.

Which leaves Heston, who I would really like to push off a cliff too as he reminds me of a particularly twatty ex boyfriend.
So I'd opt to shag him and make it a doggie style quickie so I don't have to look at him and it'd be over quick. If he really wanted missionary I could pretend to be asleep then fart loudly after (in my sleep of course) so he wouldn't stick around.