for thinking that Gordon Ramsay is quite sexy?

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

I know he's an arrogant, sexist, foul mouthed not obviously attractive man!! But.....

heh yeah i remember poppers n pringles

extremely loudly at 'drug facilitated bumsex and crisps' ImSoNotTelling. He's a classy date and no mistake

actually, am i allowed to push him off the cliff more than once?

Poppers and Pringles, !

gibbon lol, I had a thing for Gordon in the F word opening sequence when he takes his shirt off when I was pregnant last year, oh and bear grylls

btw after I have shagged/snogged Gordon I'd like to push him off the cliff after Hugh. Bear Grylls can go over it too, but of course he'd probably survive.

OK shoot shag or marry:

James Martin
Hairy Bikers (come as a twosome)
Gary Rhodes

ROFL at Bear G surviving

Gordon - shag
Hugh - marry
Heston - shoot (he is v.v creepy and weird IMO)

James Martin - shag
HBs - marry
Gary Rhodes - shoot

Fucking hell. Id rather open my legs to an inbred from the wrong turn than Gordon. So slimy Im amazed he can keep his balance.
And I have a wierd taste in men...
mmmm Jeremy Kyle, Philip Scofield and Michael McIntyre...

I would have to agree with you that Gary has to go, but can't decide if I'd marry James or just have him for the night.

MadameDG easy.

Shoot GR
Shag JM
Marry the bikers.

Surely no right-minded woman would argue with that.

Still trying to remember who I had the sex dream about when pg that nearly made me sick when I woke up. Who was it... getting annoyed now. I suspect it was someone even worse than peter andre in blue pants...

monkeyface - Michael McIntyre is my no.1 weird crush atm, I am a bit obsessed with him actually

Oooh Baby James Martin, my secret crush. Even thought he stil makes me feel slightly sicky too!

He's revolting. He's a really unpleasant man!

Oh no, you'd never get a decent meal from Heston... Imagine if you asked him for a round of toast.... It would take him 2 weeks to perfect the bread and then it would be served in some weird way...Hugh would give you proper food but just couldn't go there...

WOOOO HOO Im not alone! Alibaba, stick with me lady . I think its the giggly smily eyes. ahhhh.

can i push michael mcintyre and gary rhodes off the cliff too? a really really tall one.

I don't even know who michael mcintyre is. I am obviously hopelessly out of touch.

The only person on the telly I actually fancy is david boreanaz. And I doubt it would be reciprocated.

At least with these british celebrity chefs you feel they're a little more in your league even if you would have to promise the old crisp/bumsex combo to snare them.

I would push anthony worrell thompson off a cliff no probs.

Anyone got a secret crush on ainsley? He was on a list of people that women secretly fancy years ago. With paxo. Can't remember who else...

ah no, gordon is totally sexy... !!
and for all you lot loving James martin, i have had a recent ' encounter' with him...
Made my day that did!

Oh, I would!

He brings out the inner waitress in me - wouldn't mind meeting him in the storeroom!

my inner waitress is surly and drops trays of scalding hot coffee, so i guess he brings that out in me too

I agree with the Michael McIntyre comment, I kind of have a weird crush on him too...Seems wrong but there we go ! x