for thinking that Gordon Ramsay is quite sexy?

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I know he's an arrogant, sexist, foul mouthed not obviously attractive man!! But.....

Very wierdly sexy, and he'd make you tea for you...

I have always, always thought he was vile. I still do. But in the flesh, some kind of weird magnetism. Quite creepy really

Yes I saw a thing about him saying he had had them done plus before and after pics!

Twas completely pointless mind. People who do fancy him are obviously not put off by the crease-face, and the difference it had made was tiny.

god spare us the raving about his wife's firm buttocks

Ok Gordy haters. If you had to snog, marry or push off a cliff... Gordon, Hugh, Heston?

YAB vomtastically U.

ramsay admits botox and surgery on advice of cowell

Oh, I thought you meant his forehead

Now then. I can't be doing with Gordy at all but I would have to shag him rather than awful smug-pants and weirdly boneless-looking Hugh, who would go off the cliff. Marry Heston obviously.

ewwww

get some help!

snog - hugh (i've always had a slight guilty thing for him )
marry - heston
cliff - gordon

Hah hah, Hugh does look boneless!

Oh I see it was snog rather than shag (the version I'm used to is Shoot, Shag or Marry! ) But actually in Gordy's case they'd be equally bad.

i took snog to be polite for shag

No no, shag away.

YANBU but you are being weird

Oh god I would have to:
snog/shag Ramsey
marry Heston
Push HFW

All that talk about his wife's arse and telling her to get back into bed has a definite air of 'Check me out, I do still fancy her, I may have had it away with some random totty but I'm a nice guy really cos I'm obsessed with my wife's bum'. Bleeeurgh.

I'm with you bonfire. I think Hugh is lovely!

I am not turned on by arrogant men

but...

I had a v horny dream about being shagged by him up against a wall. Haven't been able to see him in the same way since.

Oh poor Tana, she's brought it on herself but everything he does and says must embarrass her even more. I wish she would very publicly leave him for David Tennant or some such.

Heston's coming out of this quite well though.

Adair I hate it when that happens.

I had a really disturbing dream like that once, who the hell was it...

It was the detail that the woman was going to meet him with poppers and pringles.

So drug faciliatated bumsex followed by some crisps.

Grim.

If he stomped towards me in bed ripping his clothes off like he does in the title sequence then yes please.... But there is something wrong about feeling that I will admit!

Feel my pain, as a newly pregnant hormonal woman I have been having the weirdest dreams. The worst (still taking wire wool and bleach into the shower each morning) was a dream about Peter Andre in blue pants.

My God it was disturbing

I feel dirty even typing about it.