To HATE those fecking "My heart belongs to Grandma" t-shirts?

[LittleOneMum]

I love my ILs, I really do. But they arrived this weekend with a t-shirt which says "my heart belongs to grandma" on it for my DS (2). It's going straight in the charity shop bag. Who makes these monstrosities? His heart does not belong to grandma, thank you very much. If it belongs to anyone other than him, it belongs to me, thanks very much!

Jeez. Feel free to add your most hated slogan t-shirts on here too. Feel my pain!

Before I had DD I thought the band t-shirts and slogans (never the sexist stuff only the more witty puns) were really cool and totally what I'd dress my DCs in. When it came to it the thought of dressing my DD in something that makes any kind of statement about me and my sense of humour felt so utterly naff I couldn't do it. They actually really make my toes curl... and that includes the breast-feeding tops (am a very proud extended breast-feeding mum... just really don't see the need to shout about it).

ROFL at Letthereberock's pics!

phwoarrrrgh!

can you deny his cool?

The worst i've seen:

"Future Footballer's Wife"

on a girl about 7/8.

uuuurrrggghhhhh!

Some of them are just... Ugh, they make me despair for humanity.

Was sent a babygrow recently though (from a MNetter, thank you ) saying "Don't wake me, I'll wake you" which I thought was fab

Roffle at 'talking of slogan t shirts'. That would be two years ago we were talking about them then
V. subtle