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Original poster

To Keep my children in the cellar away from people and sunlight??

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:11

I don't want the sun rays to harm them and as most of society are peadophiles i thought this would be the best option

[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT SERIARSE]

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BLEEPyouYOUbleepingBLEEP · 05/10/2009 13:13

That's bad though that you had to put a disclaimer so people didn't think you were serious

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 13:14

Of course not. Mines going straight in the cupboard under the stairs when he's born.

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:14

Bleep lol you never know what people will think!

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scroobiuspirate · 05/10/2009 13:14

bad form

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:15

Erika good good glad to hear it! that way no CRB checks needed ohhh unless the spiders need to be checked......runs off to check as they are in the cellar as well.

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bran · 05/10/2009 13:15

Are we having a competition to see who can do the most outrageous AIBU thread? If so you have already been beaten by the poster who wants to show a video of the birth at her baby's christening.

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:15

scroob???

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Monsterspam · 05/10/2009 13:16

Forget about sunrays - there could be someone smoking in the next town over.

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:16

Bran darn it!!!

And my next was going to be....well wait and see lmao x

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 05/10/2009 13:16

Yes I've decided I'm not going to give birth to the next one. I'm just going to keep it in there indefinitely to make sure that nothing bad can ever happen to it.

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 13:16

Maybe the pipes should be checked as well...

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:17

Monsters OMG I never thought of that!!! quickly buys them masks and oxygen tanks

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:18

Kat ohhh good idea....but err that could be a tad uncomfortable after say 5 years lol

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preciouslillywhite · 05/10/2009 13:20

arrrrrgh!

smokers! dogs! swearing! sweeties!

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 13:20

I'm not even going to comprehend that joke suggestion. I don't want him a day overdue. NOT A SINGLE DAY. 5 years?!?! shudders

nickelbabe · 05/10/2009 13:20

a padded cell might be safer.

you don't want them to hurt themselves.

The temperature would have to be set at a constant perfect temp too, because they couldn't wear any clothes in case they strangle themselves.
god knows how you'd feed them, because hot food could cause burns and cold food might make them feel poorly.

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:22

Nickel thats sorted it will be froot shoots and greggs sausage rolls they are never hot anyway lol...

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:23

Precious its ok calm down there is room in the cellar for you!!

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ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 13:23

Mmm... I want a Gregs cheese and onion pasty now...

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:24

No Erika they are the work of the devil!!!stay away!!

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sarah293 · 05/10/2009 13:25

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ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 13:26

But they taste so good ...

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:29

Riven ohh how thoughtful of you!

Erika step away

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ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 13:29

But I'm HUNGRY and there is nothing to eat in the house become my family ate all my pregnancy snacks sobs

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TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 13:33

the carpets??? taste the same anyway lol

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