To Keep my children in the cellar away from people and sunlight??

[TheLadyEvenstar]

I don't want the sun rays to harm them and as most of society are peadophiles i thought this would be the best option

[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT SERIARSE]

hmmm yes I can cope with that I have plenty of labour english, dusting maths, slavery home ec skills i can pass on to them.

Practical and educational - excellent!

staying Oh yes!! thats me!