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AIBU to fancy the arse of Derren Brown

81 replies

pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:21

ive just watched his "how to predict the lottery" thing

id do him.

(sorry DH - who doesnt ever read MN thank god)

so
would you?
AIBU?

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Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:22

off

that should be fancy the arse off derren brown....thats 2 glasses of cheap white aussie wine that is...

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raggedtrouseredphilanthropist · 11/09/2009 22:23

I would too. But I wouldnt know if I was becaused he was making me think I wanted to, or if it was cos I really wanted to.
Has he hypnotised me into fancying him?
I have outed myself as fancying him! Should have namechanged!

LovelyDear · 11/09/2009 22:23

no i don't. but if i did i would assume he had made me do it with his clever mind.

i had a hot flush thinking about one of my old, grumpy colleagues today. bizarre.

sherby · 11/09/2009 22:23

he is gay you know

RudolphHucker · 11/09/2009 22:24

He is a witch.

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:24

I don't either. He is Satan.

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 22:26

who is he

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:26

Satan

Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:26

he could hypnotise me into not being fussy....

gay
satan
witch....who cares!
i still would.

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SomeGuy · 11/09/2009 22:26

a mentalist.

tummytickler · 11/09/2009 22:27

He is lush - but i thought he was gay too!

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:27

for scottish mummy

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 22:28

a football manager?
baw heid from one of those talent show?
never heard of him

curiositykilled · 11/09/2009 22:28

He IS a witch! lol

sherby shut your dirty mouth, I don't want to know that....

I wooooooooooould....

I very very nearly posted a facebook status saying curiositykilled thinks Derren can stick her to her chair any time he likes... until I realised it is a horrible, horrible and disgusting thing to say as a pregnant newlywed with 2 children when my family and friends will read it and cringe.... Thank you for providing an outlet for my disgusting mind

DreamsInBinary · 11/09/2009 22:28

YANBU

I would in a flash.

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 22:29

hokey cokey who is he?

sheepgomeep · 11/09/2009 22:29

I fancy him and I know he is gay, there is just something oooh about him

catinthehat2 · 11/09/2009 22:29

Ah Sherby has given you the bad news I see.

Or are you PickyVic short for PickyVictor? Things might be looking up in that case!

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:30

curiosity - he made you want to say that.

curiositykilled · 11/09/2009 22:35

I did wonder...

Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:35

nooooooo!!!!

is he really gay? like is he out? or is it speculation at this point?

is it really really bad to say that i still would?
buggeration. (exactly! lol!)

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Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:36

Do you think that he could get us to do stuff over the internet?

Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:39

i bet i could do stuff over the internet...

oh god thats sooooo not pc!! ha ha ha! geddit!

this really is the wine talking im sure.

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duffpancake · 11/09/2009 22:39

He has just hypnotised you into thinking he's hot. Look away! Look away!

Scottishmummy, he's a telly hypnotist/mindfuck game type of guy; if you passed him in the street you wouldn't look twice. Except to feel sorry for him for being incredibly short.

Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:40

(or has derren taken over my mind?)

wish he d take over my body personally but your all saying he is gay???
when did he get gay and why havnt i heard?

im sad now.
maybe i can be his faghag...ill settle.

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