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Original poster

AIBU to fancy the arse of Derren Brown

81 replies

pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:21

ive just watched his "how to predict the lottery" thing

id do him.

(sorry DH - who doesnt ever read MN thank god)

so
would you?
AIBU?

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scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 22:58

lol showofhands funny link.a charlatan.pant wetter for housewife's

now i know why i don't know him

given i dont like charlatans or slick schmaltz

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:58

'tis true fishie. I watched a bit of that show with the audience earlier in the week. He got a lady up to think of someone's surname and then guessed it. He kept touching her - he was touching her shoulders and moving the hair from her face and from behind her ears. What's that all about then?

Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 23:02

oh he is patron of a parrot charity....thats it, its love.

and his middle name is victor....

i want him.

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HigherThanAWombat · 11/09/2009 23:02

Victor?

Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 23:03

ccs you are making me jealous! lol

he can touch me anytime. i ought to go for a lie down now i think.!

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jemart · 11/09/2009 23:09

I had no idea who he is until I googled his name - YABU

Bleurgh!!!!!

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 23:13

jem,i also had no idea who the slime was.
do now

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pickyvic · 11/09/2009 23:13

no jemart - youve got to see him in action to fully appreciate his appeal!

im gonna blame the mind control thing...

(but i still would!)

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scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 23:16

LOL all you suggestible women.swept along on group histrionics

dearie me

Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 23:18

no SM...im very suggestible all by myself! lol

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Original poster
pickyvic · 11/09/2009 23:20

off to bed

to dream of derren gnite!

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Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 23:21

Not me SM!

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 23:23

LOL y'all love a pseudo-science charlatan

clear now why id never heard of the ole ham. he is 100% gammon

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 23:25

LOL gammon is quality ham. Though a bit salty

HigherThanAWombat · 11/09/2009 23:26

He's been on tv for 9 years. How have you managed to avoid him until now?

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 23:26

Actually is he the personification of nice ham?

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 23:28

until tonight never heard of ole ham

i know why

NoahAmin · 12/09/2009 10:53

he has a titch in real life

nervious tick kinda thing

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 12/09/2009 12:18

He's definitely gay. He was interviewed and they asked him if he would ever use his magic skills to get someone in bed. He said he would not now, but refused to comment on the past ;)

Cluckadoodledoo · 12/09/2009 12:31

I met him at a corporate do. My friend fancies the pants off him. She was so nervous and shy in front of him she couldn't speak. He was quite charming though.

Too short for me, not liking the goatiness but he does have something and a nice twinkle in his eye.

poshsinglemum · 12/09/2009 15:30

YANBU

There's something very sexy about him! Magic I reckon!

drlove8 · 12/09/2009 15:41

id fancy any man who could give me the winning lottery numbers ....

LynetteScavo · 12/09/2009 15:42

Euw no!

Charismatic, but not sexy!

mamadiva · 12/09/2009 15:42

My mate loves him! I think there is something about him but not sure what... maybe hypnotherapy

Anyway I have his book and I can confirm that he is a raving, mad... gay man who has been out for years!

Oh well, there are much nicer guys out there anyway

wannaBe · 12/09/2009 15:52

I would do him.

I think it's the voice... the way he speaks... if you close your eyes he has a way of speaking that just makes you want to trust him, iyswim.

And I say that as someone who cannot see so cannot vouch for his physical appeal...

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