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AIBU to fancy the arse of Derren Brown

81 replies

pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:21

ive just watched his "how to predict the lottery" thing

id do him.

(sorry DH - who doesnt ever read MN thank god)

so
would you?
AIBU?

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LadyStealthPolarBear · 11/09/2009 22:43

well he made a gay joke tonight, I'm assuming the only way he can get away with that (if he can) is that he is gay.
Or that he's hypnotised everyone so they don't complain!

HigherThanAWombat · 11/09/2009 22:43

He came out last year I think.

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 22:43

straight up,who the fuck is he

Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:44

google him !

EmNotPGYet · 11/09/2009 22:45

I would so do him. Deffo. But he is definitely gay, it's a well known fact. Sorry.

LadyStealthPolarBear · 11/09/2009 22:45

An illusioninist, sm. Claims not to be "magic" but to do everything by the power of psychology. Predicted wednesday's lottery results.
Which planet do you live on??

LadyStealthPolarBear · 11/09/2009 22:46

another thread about him, slightly less frivolous

Bleatblurt · 11/09/2009 22:46

I find him very sexy.

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 22:47

COULD google but want scurrilous tittle tattle from folk who seem familiar with his proclivities

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pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:48

sorry about the frivolous thing but i think he is yummy! oh, nothing like a bit of mind control to get you in the mood!
cant believe he is gay and i didnt know!

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ShowOfHands · 11/09/2009 22:48

He's an illusionist. He has a longterm boyfriend. He is very intelligent. And funny. The end.

Tambajam · 11/09/2009 22:49

Yes, I would.

Irrelevant he is gay. Not like penetrative sex with him was in the realm of likely anyway.

Very definitely out. Just google for articles/ interviews about long-term boyfriend.

scottishmummy · 11/09/2009 22:49

sorry never heard of him.is he on Ch5

HigherThanAWombat · 11/09/2009 22:50

He has been on tv for a good few years now. He's very well known. He's on Channel 4.

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pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:51

see, i think i find him slightly pervy and thats the turn on....its the mind control thing.

he is bloody sexy though. am even liking the goatee...

ill have to get DH some books off amazon! dont think it would quite have the same effect however..

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LadyStealthPolarBear · 11/09/2009 22:51

Well do you think if he wasn't gay and I married him he;d tell me how he did it? I'd consider divorcing DH to find that out. His boyfriend need never know (assuming they're not married!)

ShowOfHands · 11/09/2009 22:52

Here scottishmummy

HigherThanAWombat · 11/09/2009 22:52

He looks like Satan.

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pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:52

who said anything about penetrative sex tambajam!

any kind of sex would surfice....

oh god stop me now.

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Corporalcornsilk · 11/09/2009 22:53

I know that he is short and that he is creepy looking and has a pointy beard. He is intelligent and possibly is charming. We don't know that he is - it might be part of his act. He could be a total twat for all we know.

MumGoneCrazy · 11/09/2009 22:54

Wikipedia says

"Brown came out as gay in an interview in a Sunday newspaper supplement in September 2007.[20] In April 2008, he clarified that he had been in a relationship for a year, but that his partner would prefer to stay out of the public eye"

fishie · 11/09/2009 22:55

derren brown is very good at making us want him, it is part of his act. he is compelling.

ShowOfHands · 11/09/2009 22:56

I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody blah blah who confirms that he is a deeply likeable chap.

Tambajam · 11/09/2009 22:57

pickyvic - fair enough. TBH I'd just settle for a decent snog.

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pickyvic · 11/09/2009 22:57

showofhands dont make it worse!

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